The European discovery of America, not from Brits

Ivana Fokalot
Sunday Chicken Land Post
7/12/05

It is not known exactly when these people first landed on the New World or when they established. But from currect evidence we have been able to collect, the discoverers of America were not the British but actually a now believed ancient people known as Albanians. The discovery was made recently when a European reporter went to America for a urgent news story on a nuclear explosion in Washington DC, he quickly diverted to the capitol of NY a city mysteriously called "Albany". Legends from the citizens of the town were told by Jimmy Farmwell, a six year old historian, who told of the towns ancient past. Here is the biggest evidence of the cities ancient past, this now ugly road sign (no doubt due to its sheer age) whom our scholar dated at "twenty-million thousand years old", a most perplexing number which however gives a clue to the cities old origins. Incredibly, even the words on it correspond to today's language of these people.

These Albanians are today located north of England in the United Kingdom. To the majority, it is known as Scotland, but to them it is "Alba" and also "Albainn". It appears these people have no knowledge of their past discovery, in a tavern I asked an individual, who unsurprisingly spoke nearly the same language of todays Americans (Note the 'A' in the beginning), he responded by saying "what the hell you talking about?". More will follow on this incredible discovery.























Edited by Iskender Bey ALBO

Yea it is a joke. I was bored and wanted to write something. This just came in my head..

Edited by Iskender Bey ALBO

I always knew there was something strange about those Scots