The European discovery of America, not from Brits
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Topic: The European discovery of America, not from Brits
Posted By: TheodoreFelix
Subject: The European discovery of America, not from Brits
Date Posted: 25-Jul-2005 at 00:56
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Ivana Fokalot
Sunday Chicken Land Post 7/12/05 It is not known exactly when these people first landed on the New World or when they established. But from currect evidence we have been able to collect, the discoverers of America were not the British but actually a now believed ancient people known as Albanians. The discovery was made recently when a European reporter went to America for a urgent news story on a nuclear explosion in Washington DC, he quickly diverted to the capitol of NY a city mysteriously called "Albany". Legends from the citizens of the town were told by Jimmy Farmwell, a six year old historian, who told of the towns ancient past. http://mryamamoto.50megs.com/albany-w-cj/albany-co-1512.jpg - Here is the biggest evidence of the cities ancient past, this now ugly road sign (no doubt due to its sheer age) whom our scholar dated at "twenty-million thousand years old", a most perplexing number which however gives a clue to the cities old origins. Incredibly, even the words on it correspond to today's language of these people. These Albanians are today located north of England in the United Kingdom. To the majority, it is known as Scotland, but to them it is "Alba" and also "Albainn". It appears these people have no knowledge of their past discovery, in a tavern I asked an individual, who unsurprisingly spoke nearly the same language of todays Americans (Note the 'A' in the beginning), he responded by saying "what the hell you talking about?". More will follow on this incredible discovery. 
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Posted By: Belisarius
Date Posted: 25-Jul-2005 at 02:28
Pretty funny. This is a joke right  ? Great Zeus' thunderbolts, I hope it is. Where did you get this?
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Posted By: TheodoreFelix
Date Posted: 25-Jul-2005 at 03:20
Yea it is a joke. I was bored and wanted to write something. This just came in my head..  ------------- |
Posted By: Komnenos
Date Posted: 25-Jul-2005 at 06:41
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A joke?
I watched a program on Discovery Channel about the migrations of the Albanians and they came to very much the same conclusions. Apparently, on the way to the Americas, they stopped over in the South of France for a summer holiday, founded a city, Albi, but left again after the pope launched a crusade agaist them. ------------- [IMG]http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i137/komnenos/crosses1.jpg"> |
Posted By: Cywr
Date Posted: 25-Jul-2005 at 07:00
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I always knew there was something strange about those Scots
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Posted By: Menippos
Date Posted: 25-Jul-2005 at 16:08
Yea and don't forget that a name for the British isles (correct me if I
am wrong as far as the geographical inclusion is concerned) is Old
Albania - oops - Old Albion 
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