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Topic: AE Film Critics Club Posted: 22-Jun-2012 at 11:56
The true(ish) story of Factory Records.
Anarchists form a record label, discover Joy Division, New Order and the Happy Mondays, start the Houcienda club, invent rave music and become the top selling record company in the world. All the time being completely stoned and incompetent.
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Posted: 22-Jun-2012 at 19:36
Iron Man 2: Rich jerk and black sidekick clobber evil Russian while listening to classic rock
Rating: 5 out of 5
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Posted: 25-Jun-2012 at 11:36
Avengers Assemble: Rich jerk, 90 year old WWII veteran, scientist with anger issues, Viking, archer, spy, and Samuel L Jackson team up to defeat alien invaders
Rating: 5
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Posted: 25-Jun-2012 at 19:17
Gladiator: Russell Crowe grows a beard, hacks bad guys to death, and plots regicide in ancient Rome
Rating: 4
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Posted: 26-Jun-2012 at 19:05
Troll Hunter: Just an average day in the life of your typical forum moderator
Rating: 5
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Posted: 27-Jun-2012 at 15:05
Peter Jackson's most emotional movie ever..... 9 out of 10.
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Posted: 27-Jun-2012 at 19:12
Battle of Britain: Courageous British and Polish pilots hold off the mighty Luftwaffe and prevent civilisation being trampled by the Hun jackboot
Rating: 5
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Posted: 28-Jun-2012 at 19:18
Prometheus: Against their better judgment, scientists explore deserted planet and get devoured by the local wildlife
Rating: 5
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Posted: 29-Jun-2012 at 19:15
Adolf Hitler: Downfall
Flatulent dictator with emo haircut spends two hours ranting and raving about losing the war
Rating: 3 out of 5
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Posted: 30-Jun-2012 at 07:11
What is the saying, once bitten twice shy? Someone forgot to tell this guy.
Rating:5
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Posted: 01-Jul-2012 at 19:21
Robin Hood: Russel Crowe grows a beard and hacks people to death in medieval England
Rating: 2 out of 5
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Posted: 04-Jul-2012 at 19:52
Young Guns - Six outlaws take revenge on ruthless cattle baron
Rating: 5
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Posted: 13-Jul-2012 at 19:27
Masters of the Universe: Frank Langella steals the show as Skeletor in this camp Conan-meets-Flash Gordon movie
Rating: 4
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Posted: 16-Jul-2012 at 19:19
Mark of Zorro - The original superhero movie, where a foppish Spaniard dons mask and cape to defend the oppressed peasantry
Rating: 5
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Posted: 03-Aug-2012 at 19:21
Boondock Saints 2, a real blast again from the boys.
A very worthy 5/5
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Posted: 06-Aug-2012 at 19:19
Terminator 2 - Arnold says he'll be back, and doesn't disappoint as he protects Sarah Connor's bratty son
5 out of 5
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Posted: 10-Aug-2012 at 21:33
Jurassic Park Dinosaurs are brought back to life, escape and eat people Rating:4
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Posted: 15-Aug-2012 at 19:30
Cabaret English student, German toff and American singer shag each other while the Nazis take over
Rating: 4
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Posted: 24-Aug-2012 at 19:11
Oh, give me home,
Where the Aliens roam,
And the truth is not always nearby!
Entertaining, though. 2/5
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Posted: 24-Aug-2012 at 19:12
Originally posted by Nick1986 Jurassic Park Dinosaurs are brought back to life, escape and eat people Rating:4
I loved this film, but my description of it would be the immortal words of Jeff Goldblum:
"Just because you can do something doesn't mean that you should, or that it's even a good idea."
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