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Akolouthos
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Topic: Is the tomato really a fruit? Hell no!@!!!! Posted: 23-Mar-2006 at 12:07 |
Originally posted by Ponce de Leon
If tomatoes are gods then what does that make us? THEIR SUBJECTS!?@?@?!?! hELL!!! i rather die than have a tomato be my master! If a tomato is a god by the way, then it cannot be a fruit. It is just a God. That only proves me damn well thought out theory that Tomatoes dont even exsist!!!! Like Zeus!! |
You are correct. There can be no peace between us and the tomato. I have been warning the world of this for years, but do they listen?!? O, the fools! To whom shall I cry out?!?
And Remember:
1) The tomato is the rat that infests Germany, for did Hitler not write:
"If you did even cautiously into such an abscess, you inevitably find, like a maggot in a rotting body, often dazzled by the sudden light, a tomato." Mein Kampf mit Der Tomaten (feel free to correct my German)
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Ponce de Leon
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Posted: 23-Mar-2006 at 12:07 |
Originally posted by red clay
Botanically the tomato is a fruit because it is
formed in the ovary at the base of the flower. The
confusion exists because of the difference between
science and cooking.
And some years back someone with too much
free time hooked a galvonometer to a tomato and
decided that it felt pain and therefore said it had the
ability to think. |
Ha ha!!! You said ovaries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Akolouthos
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Posted: 23-Mar-2006 at 12:11 |
Originally posted by red clay
Botanically the tomato is a fruit because it is formed in the ovary at the base of the flower. The confusion exists because of the difference between science and cooking. |
Don't lecture me with your "science." Not all scientists agree on the theory that the tomato is a fruit. The documentary I cited above will reveal to you the true evil nature of the tomato. Your magic will not save you when the tomatos attack.
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Gyadu
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Posted: 23-Mar-2006 at 12:15 |
Originally posted by Ponce de Leon
Originally posted by red clay
Botanically the tomato is a fruit because it is formed in the ovary at the base of the flower. The confusion exists because of the difference between science and cooking. And some years back someone with too much free time hooked a galvonometer to a tomato and decided that it felt pain and therefore said it had the ability to think. |
Ha ha!!! You said ovaries!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Ovaries do exist in a flower.Atleast thats what the dudes who've wasted their lives studying flowers say.Now don't use your power of dreaming and faulty logic to question why some other organs don't exist in a flower.Human beings are not flowers.
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The Canadian Guy
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Posted: 23-Mar-2006 at 12:59 |
Ponce de Leon [/QUOTE]
If tomatoes are gods then what does that make us? THEIR SUBJECTS!?@?@?!?! hELL!!! i rather die than have a tomato be my master! If a tomato is a god by the way, then it cannot be a fruit. It is just a God. That only proves me damn well thought out theory that Tomatoes dont even exsist!!!! Like Zeus!![/QUOTE]
Then we revolt then slice them up for salads!!! Muhahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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Hate and anger is the fuel of war, while religion and politics is the foundation of it.
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Gyadu
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Posted: 23-Mar-2006 at 13:06 |
Originally posted by The Canadian Guy
Ponce de Leon
| If tomatoes are gods then what does that make us? THEIR SUBJECTS!?@?@?!?! hELL!!! i rather die than have a tomato be my master! If a tomato is a god by the way, then it cannot be a fruit. It is just a God. That only proves me damn well thought out theory that Tomatoes dont even exsist!!!! Like Zeus!![/QUOTE]
Then we revolt then slice them up for salads!!! Muhahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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They taste better the way I remember them.It's my opinion.
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Ponce de Leon
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Posted: 23-Mar-2006 at 13:11 |
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red clay
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Posted: 23-Mar-2006 at 13:13 |
still a question as to what he was actually reading,
emotions? or changes in the electomagnetics of the
plant caused by interrupting the continuity of the skin
covering of the tomato
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Gyadu
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Posted: 23-Mar-2006 at 13:17 |
Originally posted by red clay
still a question as to what he was actually reading, emotions? or changes in the electomagnetics of the plant caused by interrupting the continuity of the skin covering of the tomato |
Perceptions differ...so do the inferences.
As for the colour of tomatoes.
see....perceptions differ....feel free to draw your own inferences.......
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Posted: 23-Mar-2006 at 13:18 |
Originally posted by Gyadu
Originally posted by Ponce de Leon
Originally posted by red clay
Botanically the tomato is a fruit
because it is formed in the
ovary at the base of the
flower. The confusion exists because of the
difference between science and cooking. And
some years back someone with too much free time
hooked a galvonometer to a tomato and decided that
it felt pain and therefore said it had the ability to think.
| Ha ha!!! You said
ovaries!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Ovaries do exist in a flower.Atleast thats what the
dudes who've wasted their lives studying flowers
say.Now don't use your power of dreaming and faulty
logic to question why some other organs don't exist
in a flower.Human beings are not flowers.
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What are either of you talking about?
and I am one of those "dudes" who study flowers.
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"Arguing with someone who hates you or your ideas, is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter what move you make, your opponent will walk all over the board and scramble the pieces".
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Posted: 23-Mar-2006 at 13:20 |
Ok that hot tomato is really disturbing. First of all, a tomato (if it actually exsists) would not be in a pose like that. It would just be sitting down being immobile. Second, the other pictures are fruits from an unknown and disturbed land (Sudan maybe?) ANyway, i dont "see or smell" the tomato in these pictures.
---Do not send false pictures of "supposed sights" of tomatoes like the lockness monster..hmmmm k??? No more lies!!!!!!
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Gyadu
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Posted: 23-Mar-2006 at 13:21 |
Originally posted by red clay
Originally posted by Gyadu
Originally posted by Ponce de Leon
Originally posted by red clay
Botanically the tomato is a fruit because it is formed in the ovary at the base of the flower. The confusion exists because of the difference between science and cooking. And some years back someone with too much free time hooked a galvonometer to a tomato and decided that it felt pain and therefore said it had the ability to think.
| Ha ha!!! You said ovaries!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Ovaries do exist in a flower.Atleast thats what the dudes who've wasted their lives studying flowers say.Now don't use your power of dreaming and faulty logic to question why some other organs don't exist in a flower.Human beings are not flowers.
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What are either of you talking about?
and I am one of those "dudes" who study flowers. |
If you are a Botanist....Lemme just say Biology was my favourite subject at school......I envy you...
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Gyadu
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Posted: 23-Mar-2006 at 13:23 |
Originally posted by Ponce de Leon
Ok that hot tomato is really disturbing. First of all, a tomato (if it actually exsists) would not be in a pose like that. It would just be sitting down being immobile. Second, the other pictures are fruits from an unknown and disturbed land (Sudan maybe?) ANyway, i dont "see or smell" the tomato in these pictures.
---Do not send false pictures of "supposed sights" of tomatoes like the lockness monster..hmmmm k??? No more lies!!!!!! |
Maybe this is how you view tomatoes.
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Akolouthos
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Posted: 23-Mar-2006 at 13:25 |
Originally posted by Ponce de Leon
First of all, a tomato (if it actually exsists) would not be in a pose like that. |
I agree. It is high time we got this tomato porn, this smut off of the human internet. Tomatos have corrupted our minds for too long!
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Gyadu
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Posted: 23-Mar-2006 at 13:27 |
Originally posted by Akolouthos
Originally posted by Ponce de Leon
First of all, a tomato (if it actually exsists) would not be in a pose like that. |
I agree. It is high time we got this tomato porn, this smut off of the human internet. Tomatos have corrupted our minds for too long!
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12 Steps to Canning Tomato Sauce
http://www.paulnoll.com/Oregon/Canning/tomato-sauce-step-04. html
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Posted: 23-Mar-2006 at 13:29 |
Thank you. I think society can use those steps to kick the habit. Every day a tomato remains free is a day that is an affront to human dignity. Get off of me you damn dirty tomatoes!!!
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Gyadu
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Posted: 23-Mar-2006 at 13:32 |
Originally posted by Akolouthos
Thank you. I think society can use those steps to kick the habit. Every day a tomato remains free is a day that is an affront to human dignity. Get off of me you damn dirty tomatoes!!!
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A gift from tomato softwares for you.
http://www.tomatosoftware.com/media/wow_bible/ss_patch10_run _patch.gif
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Akolouthos
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Posted: 23-Mar-2006 at 13:33 |
"Funny to think that the Europeans who found the tomato considered it poisonous and it was not eaten on the Continent until a century after it's introduction there!"-Quote from a "Gardening" (Tomato Sympathizer) Website
Where did we go wrong? O, that we were as wise as our forefathers!
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Gyadu
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Posted: 23-Mar-2006 at 13:39 |
Originally posted by Akolouthos
"Funny to think that the Europeans who found the tomato considered it poisonous and it was not eaten on the Continent until a century after it's introduction there!"-Quote from a "Gardening" (Tomato Sympathizer) Website
Where did we go wrong? O, that we were as wise as our forefathers!
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Blame it on the ignorance of your forefathers.Some of your forefathers tortured a guy who dared to claim that the earth wasn't centre of the Unvierse and wasn't flat either.
Earth is as round as a tomato if not more.
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Posted: 23-Mar-2006 at 13:44 |
Now that's going too far. Don't ever compare my human planet to a tomato you Tomatophile. You must be a red!
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