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    Posted: 22-Mar-2006 at 20:32
My decision is that the tomato is not a fruit...NOR A VEGETABLE!!!! I have no reason to believe that tomatoes actually exsist.

--Have you actually seen a tomato before besides in a salad? No you have not

And for those of you who think they saw a tomato, that was an apple you idiot!!!!!

Point is....."your dead to me" as the honorable Stephen Colbert will say, at the end of his shows
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You mean to say that the tomatoes on the burgers I eat aren't really tomatoes, but apples? And that the tomato sauce underneath the toppings on pizza isn't a tomato product at all?

My world is crumbling here, man.
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Is the tomato really a fruit?

That is the most asinine question I've ever heard. Everyone knows that tomatoes are actually thinking beings that will kill you if they get the chance. I saw it on a documentary once, then on a cartoon based on the documentary.

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WHAT?! 

NO GOD, NO MASTER!
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Actually, Tomatoes are the turds of Satan..... The most fowl and revolting weed to infest the planet earth.

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Originally posted by Ponce de Leon

My decision is that the tomato is not a fruit...NOR A VEGETABLE!!!! I have no reason to believe that tomatoes actually exsist.

--Have you actually seen a tomato before besides in a salad? No you have not

And for those of you who think they saw a tomato, that was an apple you idiot!!!!!

Point is....."your dead to me" as the honorable Stephen Colbert will say, at the end of his shows

I have eaten a lot of Tomatoes in India {most of them were not in Salads}.Tomato is a fruit......atleast thats what most dudes who've studied them say.

I'll take their word over yours on this issue.
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Originally posted by Paul

Actually, Tomatoes are the turds of Satan..... The most fowl and revolting weed to infest the planet earth.

I take exception to this. Tomatoes are the most wonderous of plants ,come in many colors,taste great,low in calories, good for you, very versitile .... Tomatoes are gods!
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Originally posted by Dawn

Originally posted by Paul

Actually, Tomatoes are the turds of Satan..... The most fowl and revolting weed to infest the planet earth.


I take exception to this. Tomatoes are the most wonderous of plants ,come in many colors,taste great,low in calories, good for you,very versitile .... Tomatoes are gods!



If tomatoes are gods then what does that make us? THEIR SUBJECTS!?@?@?!?! hELL!!! i rather die than have a tomato be my master! If a tomato is a god by the way, then it cannot be a fruit. It is just a God. That only proves me damn well thought out theory that Tomatoes dont even exsist!!!! Like Zeus!!
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I propose this discussion be shifted to the intellectual section.
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Oh ye of little faith. of course the tomato god exists. Their benevolance can be seen all around us in the forms of great cuisine. Tomato sauce, tomato soup, etc etc etc.  and they are not our masters but our freinds!

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Originally posted by Dawn

Oh ye of little faith. of course the tomato god exists. Their benevolance can be seen all around us in the forms of great cuisine. Tomato sauce, tomato soup, etc etc etc. and they are not our masters but our freinds!


You have a sick and twisted mind. What you say is blasphemy and i shall not stand for it!!! Burn the witch!!!! BURN HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm no him and I'm no witch ... I'm far furthur along the great tomato chain ..... I'm a Chef!

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Originally posted by Ponce de Leon

Originally posted by Dawn

Oh ye of little faith. of course the tomato god exists. Their benevolance can be seen all around us in the forms of great cuisine. Tomato sauce, tomato soup, etc etc etc.?and they are not our masters but our freinds!


You have a sick and twisted mind. What you say is blasphemy and i shall not stand for it!!! Burn the witch!!!! BURN HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In Indian English witches are females.You contradict youself.
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a CHEF that likes to cook up destruction no less!!!

Anyway this so called tomato chain...along with the tomato is a myth. It is only for a good children's book or a greek mythology story ok people!!! Do not listen to chef dawn!!!
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Tomatoes Rule.
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nexts you will be saying that all the great tomato inventions are a myth too.  Do you have any idea how many things would not be possible without tomatoes. Have you no taste buds man?

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Originally posted by Gyadu

Tomatoes Rule.

 

Yes tomatoes rule



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Originally posted by Dawn

nexts you will be saying that all the great tomato inventions are a myth too.  Do you have any idea how many things would not be possible without tomatoes. Have you no taste buds man?

Gyadu- are all English women witches?

Dawn I havn't met a witch in real-life.My people though are very superstitious and believe in the super-natural.
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    Botanically the tomato is a fruit because it is
formed in the ovary at the base of the flower. The
confusion exists because of the difference between
science and cooking.
     And some years back someone with too much
free time hooked a galvonometer to a tomato and
decided that it felt pain and therefore said it had the
ability to think.
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Plants do have emotions.It was demonstrated by an Indian scientist in Britain long way back.
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