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Is the tomato really a fruit? Hell no!@!!!!

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    Posted: 30-Apr-2008 at 06:29
"What's red and invisible?" "No tomatoes."

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  Quote Ponce de Leon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-Apr-2008 at 16:31
Thank you Elenos for posting the 400th post!


Only 600 more posts to go!

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  Quote Efraz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-Apr-2008 at 16:50
I have the ulcer. And everyone knows tomato is bad for the stomach.

Tomatoes are designed to cause pain to ones with stomach diseases. And agony is a path to awakening.

There is an esoteric alien civilisation that embraces the awakened after painful trials. They have sent tomato to recruit more members from earth.

Both painful and delicious. Damn alien tomatoes. I am still very far from maturation.

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  Quote Ponce de Leon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05-May-2008 at 00:17
I should be studying finals in this fine Sunday evening. Instead I am typing words in this godforsaken thread. God Help Me
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  Quote Aelfgifu Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05-May-2008 at 12:15
It is better to have one tomato in hand, than ten in the sky. Especially if they are flying towards you.

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  Quote red clay Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05-May-2008 at 21:30
Flying tomatoes?  Must be a new Asian Hybrid.  What catalog did the seeds come from?
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  Quote pekau Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-May-2008 at 23:09
Originally posted by red clay

Flying tomatoes?  Must be a new Asian Hybrid.  What catalog did the seeds come from?
 
     
   
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  Quote pekau Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-May-2008 at 23:24
I found this picture very disturbing... and concluded that tomato is neither fruit or vegetable; it's a disease.
 
 
As you can see, mutated tomato' plan to infect the human beings to overthrow Mac, and replace their infamous apple logo with... you guessed it, tomato!
 
Apples' resistance seem to be futile?
 
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  Quote Ponce de Leon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-May-2008 at 17:26
That picture with the woman is very disturbing indeed...
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  Quote JanusRook Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09-May-2008 at 06:38
Only 600 more posts to go!


So uh, mods I say we lock this thread at 999 posts. Sound good?
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  Quote Ponce de Leon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12-May-2008 at 15:25
You would only be doing a disservice to this community (and the tomato community if it existed) if you do that.
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  Quote red clay Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12-May-2008 at 22:38
Whaddaya mean if the tomato community exists.  It's real, your the one we have doubts about. 
 
 
 
                                                               
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Sometimes I lurk in this thread.

However, thankfully most of the time I behave rationally.
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  Quote Ponce de Leon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15-May-2008 at 03:03
Originally posted by red clay

Whaddaya mean if the tomato community exists.  It's real, your the one we have doubts about. 
 

 

 

                                                               


Who is "we"? You mean you, yourself, and your "fancy" tomato garden which by the way is just a figment of the imagination?
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  Quote Guests Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15-May-2008 at 08:46
Great fungal infections of the toe.... this thing is still going? Stern%20Smile


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  Quote Dolphin Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15-May-2008 at 08:59
Can I ask a simple question, one that has been lost among the annals of this thread?
 
Is a tomato really a fruit or not? Or does it exist at all?
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  Quote Guests Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15-May-2008 at 09:14
Originally posted by Dolphin

Can I ask a simple question


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  Quote Zagros Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15-May-2008 at 10:16
Yes it is a fruit, anyone whom sayeth otherwise deserves to be burnt at the stake for such heresy!
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  Quote Zagros Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15-May-2008 at 10:18
My dad grows cherry tomatoes, the only problem is that he eats each individual one as it becomes ripe - cheeses my mum off to no end.
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  Quote gcle2003 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15-May-2008 at 20:45
I guess American Indians discovered tomato juice, but did they invent Bloody Marys? Did they have vodka, paprika and Worcestershire sauce?
 
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