Let's get our creativity going on  

Task:  Make your own boundaries, countries in Europe in 2600 c.e.

This post is ment to be a joke, but please give us at least a basic reason of your artwork

http://www.enchantedlearning.com/geography/europe/outlinemap/map.GIF - http://www.enchantedlearning.com/geography/europe/outlinemap /map.GIF

That link on top is the blank map.  Download it and start drawing! http://img16.exs.cx/img16/167/newworld1.jp -

My image.  I united Spain and France and Italy, 3 distinct cultures, under a multicultural country named BRASIL!  Also, I think that Muslims would conquer some of Europe because of Osama bin laden.  Also, Sweden would do something to unite blonds.  Russia would be conquered by another Genghis Khan.

 Why is Belgium  with the English, noway. The french brotherhood should stick together. Most of belgium and french part of Switzerland will be united to France and will also annexed part of The rhineland as well as Luxembourg to form the French Union. Only those who ressembles us.

Originally posted by Cywr Most of Belgium, ahem, slightly less than half of it, though France already pinched Duinkerk, so why not grab a little more eh

 Well Wallonia is bigger than the other part although Walloons are slightly less numerous  .

 Weird map, the Celtic federation, and where do people like me fit in, most french aren't celt or Gaul but mixed up Celt, Germanic, roman as well as some tiny scandinavian input in normandy. That map is rejected because I don't belong to none of these territories. And Muslim occupying rome is of a very bad taste.

 We don't want to rule them,  we've already stolen the Flemish city of Lille from them, that's enough I think.

a poor map, I know, but I concentrated on the Asian map so I didn't made a new version this time...

here's Europe v1.5:

Here's Europe:

 @ Lanne

 . Wait a second we've lost south of France to the Unholy people  .

Swiss is unholy

And Portuguese should be hold

Here's mine:

We just gave that land to them becuase we are that damn nice.

sacre bleu!

 And you think it's funny punk, only an ignorant american.

I'm sorry I was going for universally funny 

Here maybe you'll like this one:

...........this one's just a joke too, don't get upset I have nothing against the french.

I dunno, it's just the color scheme I'm familiar with.

France=Blue

UK=Red

Ireland=Green

Italy=Green

Spain=Yellow

etc.etc.etc. (of course I have detracted from my common color scheme for this matter)

 Funny you are an Egyptian. During the Suez crisis your country was invaded by France and capturing the Ports was like a piece of cake, it was done by paratroopers LOL. But the funniest thing is the Arab-israeli war, where tiny israel defeated Egypt and friends. Plus them again they were defeated in another war in 6 days by that smaller and not  necessarily technologically superior adversary.  well done .

  For those who think I don't have a sense of humour, I can clearly differentiate  btw humour and insult.

 Why don't you grow some balls and refer to the individual rather to an entire nation. You address to me not to all of France because you haven't met all of France, have you? That said no hard feeling.

Clovis,

take a chill pill man... it was funny, both images were.

...and i dont think hes egyptian.

 It was funny for you mate but not for me.  Anyway I'll stop this here, it was supposed to be an entertainment thread. It was funny, especially the imperio of Brazil.

Clovis, dont take that stuff personally. But i know, sometimes its hard not to get frustrated, i understand.

But i love the display of nationalism! That is why i respect the French. But you guys should calm down before big daddy Armenia steps into this argument. lol im joking.

I actually thought that this was referring to the royal colour of France, which was white, not to the surrender flag. You know, the tricolour is the royal white combined with red and blue of Paris.

Funny you are an Egyptian. During the Suez crisis your country was invaded by France and capturing the Ports was like a piece of cake, it was done by paratroopers LOL. But the funniest thing is the Arab-israeli war, where tiny israel defeated Egypt and friends. Plus them again they were defeated in another war in 6 days by that smaller and not  necessarily technologically superior adversary.  well done .

He's not an Egyptian. But since you mention the Suez crisis, I'll have to say that France and Britain (and Israel) were very evil in their intentions and acted really cowardly in the end. The Soviets said 'what the fcuk you think you are doing there?' and the US decided not to support their aggression, so they packed their things and vanished. 

On the other hand, for people who think the French cannot fight, here's a quote from the book I'm reading (The Age of Revolution 1789-1848 by Eric Hobsbawm);

'In June 1793 60 out of the 80 departments of France were in revolt against Paris; the armies of the German princes were invading France from the north and the east; the British attacked from the south and the west: the country was helpless and bankrupt. 14 months later all France was under firm control, the invaders had been expelled, the French armies in turn occupied Belgium and were about to enter on 20 years of almost unbroken and effortless military triumph.'

The French have invented modern warfare.   

Its hard to have fun when nationalists troll the forums.  Anyone here remember our last French member Templar X?  ANd Temujin id def not Egyptiana any more than Im Mongolian

indeed, my post was open for interpretation...

to Clovis

you're right, the French are not hated and they're not unpolite. I have very often been to France and met with Frenchmen, they're all very open and polite, even my best friend is French! and I have absoultely nothign against France, it's the contrary, you obviously didn't even recognized the guy in my avatar, it's Comte Louis Francois Lejeune. but why don't YOU act as the Frenchman I just described?

and BTW, im not Egyptian indeed....I'm a MAMELUKE!!!

Originally posted by Gubukjanggoon Europe as it should be!

i liked this one ..but i would prefer abdicating from Greece and serbia..

Hello!
I prefered the first one.

/Capa

we have many things in common with Italian people,pal...actually i would nver want to rule the extreme-nationalist Balkans again...but we would be living very well with The Italians,the Spaniards and The Portuguese...Turco-Latin Rules!!!!

French are made up of Celts, Latins and invading Franks. So I suppose they can be as much of celt as Brits are.

Janus, I can invent a whole lot of names for your dear Vatican if I wanted:

Filthypapistan? Do you like it? or Popedom of Childmolesters? Rapist-Refuge? At least it is more accurate than what you wrote about France.

I want to hear no more ignorant animaloid lies about French "surrendering". Did they surrender more than any other nation? I don't think so.

Bryan: You think French takes things too seriously? If I make a joke about Americans the responce is that they threaten to nuke my country plus a barrage of of obscene insults... By the way I am not French.

Evildoer, if your going to blast my post, at least continue on to read my next one. Actually, if you make a joke about America, I could care less. You'd just be jumping on a rather large bandwagon.

But there a whole lot of Americans who do care - their standard responce is f word or if they become more furious, some obscene insults and then nuke thing, or "I know where you live" threat.

So how many reported cases of child molestation have occured in Vatican City State?

I am trying to prove that your claims are wrong as I have wrote above.

A million!  Note how many actually occur in America/Canada/etc.

there have also been some cases in Germany come to puplic attention in recent years...

BTW, guys, please this is historical amusement, you shouldn't tak� things serious in here. the French surrender-monkeys are a famous but untrue stereotpye, and it's not wrong making fun of it, at least in this forum.

 im sorry Clovis, i laugh everytime i see that.   

 the French are fun to pick on,  but i really respect their military history because of the bad strategic location they have on the European map. That has to be admired.

why are you still up at this hour?

LOL, what's actually so funny about the Rastplatz - bitte sauberhalten? don't you have those signs in the Netherlands too? your camping places must look like giant trash cans..but that's probably also the reason you come camping to germany...

Bryan: Beating up a dead horse... if you are going to make a use of it's skin, better soften it with beating!

Iceland = Eskimos?

The French never surreneder except durign WWII. The Anglo supremists like making up myths out of thin air. To be more historically accurate, London had the greatest number of brothels in any of European cities... so much for the "gentlemen" myth.

So no using that racist scum statement again. Unless of course you want to publicize your status as a racist scum.

It shall be a vassal state to the Antarctican Empire...

Bah, you mean the one led by Tobodai and his army of penguins?

Hey Temujin,

    What the heck is "evil?" 

Peace,

Michael

9-29-2004

It is evil. Populated by people like me.

I think he was talking about evil Prussian in their long coats, spiked helmets... and iron crosses on chests of some.

Question for whom may help. How do you right the name of the countries without having the white background of th text thingy ruin the coutnry color. (Eg, I want to put the name over Russia, but there is the white space where your type the text, how do you change the color?)

What do you mean? Change the color of the background?

I don't mean the color of the text, but I mean the white space where you type in. Grrr....how do I explain it

This Frenchman is getting upset about people making fun of his country. Sir, i guess it does hurt when your country stops fighting wars and makes deals with terrorists ( Saddam and Saudi Arabia). Well, less fighting equals more snails.

Let me show you guys what I mean, here's my Europe(look at where it says 'Italian Empire,' I was talking about the white surrounding it):