New joke about Greek crisis ;)

To help Greece in crisis there is the ability to adopt Greek for only 500 Euro a month!
Greek will do for you everything, for what you do not have time.
He will sleep for you to eleven.
He will drink coffee in lovely café and chat with friends.
He will be takeing siesta after lunch.
In the evening he will be eatingh and spending time in a charming restaurant.
Iv adopted one Greek and now I can work really damn hard since morning to late night!
Offer valid only until the end of February or while stocks last!!