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QuoteReplyTopic: Obama one liners! Posted: 07-Apr-2010 at 18:49
These are supposedly "one liners (jokes of one line) reportedly said concerning President Obama, as well as the reported source of the quoted "one liner!"
I cannot vouch for the accuracy of the following!
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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America! Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.Letterman
Some have said that the stimulus hasn't saved any jobs, but here is a case where at least one job was saved.
Oregon State University Athletic Director Bob DeCarolis was considering firing their basketball coach, Craig Robinson, after an 8-11 start (2-5 in the Pac 10 conference).
When word of this reached Washington, Undersecretary of Education Martha Kanter was dispatched to Corvallis with $17 million in stimulus money for the university.
Craig Robinson's job is safe for this year.
For those of you unfamiliar with Coach Robinson, he just so happens to be Michelle Obama's brother. Just a coincidence I'm sure!
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