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    Posted: 01-Dec-2007 at 09:15
Oh well, let's say I used poetic license to tell the story. 
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you gave the truth...... scope.
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give it a whack with a climbers pick, just to test.
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Originally posted by longshanks31

give it a whack with a climbers pick, just to test.


How do you circumcise a mountain, I wonder? Dynamite?
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Give it a whack with a pick to test? That might cause some of the stones to fall, I mean they do call it getting your rocks off.
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If that's how you get your rocks off... wow. 
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he would be singing an octave or two higher i guess lol
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laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the whooOOPS. 
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Your brain is the size of a peanut!!  PDead
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We are talking about testerone driven mountains and that just aint peanuts. 
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'You know my dear how we love your mountains'
 
Oh dear, i could even sleep between them hihihitongue

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Horse Hockey!!  P
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That explains why the English players were running around looking like school girls?  Tongue

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That explains why the English players were running around looking like school girls?  Tongue

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No, that is the naked truth!!!!!

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