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ulrich von hutten
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Topic: my penis is a mountain Posted: 06-Dec-2007 at 19:59 |
Originally posted by King Kang of Mu
That explains why the English players were running around looking like school girls?
I hope that wasn't too offensive.
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No, that is the naked truth!!!!!
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King Kang of Mu
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Posted: 06-Dec-2007 at 19:56 |
That explains why the English players were running around looking like school girls? I hope that wasn't too offensive.
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http://www.allempires.net/forum/forums.html
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elenos
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Posted: 04-Dec-2007 at 22:44 |
BEWARE OF ERUPTING VOLCANOES
You will get all wet.
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Posted: 04-Dec-2007 at 17:59 |
Horse Hockey!! P
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You have never fought a war unless you have fought the Germans. W.S. Churchill
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Posted: 04-Dec-2007 at 16:51 |
'You know my dear how we love your mountains'
Oh dear, i could even sleep between them hihihi
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Posted: 03-Dec-2007 at 02:09 |
We are talking about testerone driven mountains and that just aint peanuts.
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Posted: 03-Dec-2007 at 01:08 |
Your brain is the size of a peanut!! P
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You have never fought a war unless you have fought the Germans. W.S. Churchill
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Posted: 01-Dec-2007 at 21:51 |
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the whooOOPS.
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Posted: 01-Dec-2007 at 19:49 |
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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longshanks31
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Posted: 01-Dec-2007 at 13:35 |
he would be singing an octave or two higher i guess lol
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long live the king of bhutan
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Brian J Checco
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Posted: 01-Dec-2007 at 12:17 |
If that's how you get your rocks off... wow.
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elenos
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Posted: 01-Dec-2007 at 11:55 |
Give it a whack with a pick to test? That might cause some of the stones to fall, I mean they do call it getting your rocks off.
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Posted: 01-Dec-2007 at 11:52 |
Originally posted by longshanks31
give it a whack with a climbers pick, just to test.
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How do you circumcise a mountain, I wonder? Dynamite?
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Posted: 01-Dec-2007 at 11:17 |
give it a whack with a climbers pick, just to test.
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long live the king of bhutan
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Paul
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Posted: 01-Dec-2007 at 10:47 |
you gave the truth...... scope.
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elenos
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Posted: 01-Dec-2007 at 09:15 |
Oh well, let's say I used poetic license to tell the story.
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Posted: 01-Dec-2007 at 08:58 |
Originally posted by elenos
Originally posted by Paul
Originally posted by Ponce de Leon
my poop thread closes but this mountain penis thread stays up?
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the poop gets drop and the penis stays up.... |
Quite, this subject is not so scatological and will stay erect as the situation unravels so to speak and comes to a final climax. There is the story of the Taj Mahal. An Indian prince took a lovely young women for his bride, ravishing she was, beautiful beyond beauty. Unfortunately this object of his inner desires died not long after the wedding. The prince was grief-stricken and ordered a magnificent marble monument so people from all over could remember her forever. Some say here is the largest erection ever made by a man for a woman since time began.
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An Indian Emperor (come to think of it he was not really Indian but Afghan), named Shah Jahan. And while we are at it she did not die soon after the wedding, she gave birth; to 14 kids.
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ulrich von hutten
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Posted: 01-Dec-2007 at 06:22 |
Originally posted by Ponce de Leon
my poop thread closes but this mountain penis thread stays up?
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So,cry !
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Posted: 01-Dec-2007 at 01:57 |
I thought the Dutch were open to that sort of talk now days.
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Posted: 01-Dec-2007 at 00:00 |
Reminds me of a gaffe of the former Dutch PM Wim Kok. In Dutch "to take in the mouth" is another way to say "to say". When he was asked his opinion about a local politician from Amsterdam who had used profanity, he replied "Well, the prime minister of Spain also is known to take genitals in the mouth".
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