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    Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 10:33
We really need this topic back!
I'll start:
After the Mongolians and the Spanish conquered China they divided it into two parts. The Mongolian part became the Yuan dynasty and the Spanish part became the Juan dynasty.
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I think this can go to History Amusment, but whatever.

the word Mexico derives from 'the one who suffers from small pox' (Me - Sicko)

America colonized Europe

 

 

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Trotsky and Stalin only became arch rivals after their brief, sordid love affair ended with Stalin getting his heart broken.  Stalin would later break Hitler's heart, leading him to launch Operation Barbarossa.

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Due to his pudgy, huggable appearance, Teddy Roosevelt was named for the adorable Teddy Bear.
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  Quote cattus Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 11:35
forgot about this! lol great start Mix.
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  Quote Jalisco Lancer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 12:47
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I think this can go to History Amusment, but whatever.


the word Mexico derives from'the onewho suffers from small pox' (Me - Sicko)



I never heard about this one.
Thanks for sharing, Tzitzimitl ( Demon ).
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Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb.

Herman Goering was a British agent sent to sabatage the Luftwafte.

The Japanese Navy is developing an aircraft carrier submarine.

A giant pyramid three times the size of Giza has been found on the Pacific ocean floor. Archaeologist estimate it could be 20,000 years old.

The Chinese discovered America in 1421.



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  Quote Atourian Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 18:08
Genghis Khan is Santa Claus (NTSC version).
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  Quote Guests Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 18:37
Originally posted by Paul

Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb.


That's not true, he invented the light bulb joke

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  Quote demon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 18:40

I never heard about this one.
Thanks for sharing, Tzitzimitl ( Demon ).
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  Sorry if that was inappropriate.  No offense intended.

Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb

didn't he?

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The Iron Curtain (Warsaw pact) was formed when Hitler and Stalin made it. 

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  Quote J.M.Finegold Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 19:05
Originally posted by Paul

The Japanese Navy is developing an aircraft carrier submarine.


They had the blueprints and the idea - given a few more months, and allowed perhaps a brief respite in the constant American advance, they would have come out with it, and seen its uselessness.
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  Quote El_Bandito Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 21:11
1.  Nurhachi of the Manchus was an exiled descendant of Chinggis Khan.

2.   Saladin and Richard I shared bed one night to cement their truce.

3.  After the defeat dealt by Jamukha, Temujin wandered in Japan for some years and recruited one of his best generals:  Minamoto no Yosh*tsune, aka Subedei.

4.  The Greeks invented phalanx because they had small "manhoods."

5.  Romans invented the pilum after they saw the Cilcilians use the throwing harpoons just before melee engagements with success.
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  Quote Tobodai Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 22:10

Originally posted by Dux

Originally posted by Paul

The Japanese Navy is developing an aircraft carrier submarine.


They had the blueprints and the idea - given a few more months, and allowed perhaps a brief respite in the constant American advance, they would have come out with it, and seen its uselessness.

 

there actually was one, it was on route to attack the locks of the Panama canal when it was ordered to go back on a kamikazi run, this its not a "historical lie"

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The Inca name for Guinea pigs literally meant "chicken rat".
Jesus's tongue was not a normal human tongue,  it was actually a blade.
Theodore Roosevelt and Franklin Roosevelt were brothers.
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  Quote blitz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21-Jan-2005 at 07:02

Chinese conquered the world. 

 

  

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The gothic architecture appeared in Germany. And was created by goths squatters there.



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  Quote Cywr Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21-Jan-2005 at 15:19
The Spanish name for the Falkland islands is Mal Vinas, because the British people who live there have bad taste in wine.
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  Quote J.M.Finegold Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21-Jan-2005 at 17:37
Originally posted by Cywr

The Spanish name for the Falkland islands is Mal Vinas, because the British people who live there have bad taste in wine.


Haha..that's so bad - in a good way.
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  Quote ChineseManchurian Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21-Jan-2005 at 20:45

all the way to Rome.

Roman empires is strongest power in the world.

Atilas empires is made by 100% Hun people.

Roman army defeat Atilas Hun horse archer.

Yuan dynasty is lagest dynasty in Chinese history.

Alexander never lose a battle.

Alexander conquered the world, there  is no ore land can conquer.

Washingdon is a great general in world history.

Martin Luther King is gay

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Roman army defeat Atilas Hun horse archer.


Catalunian Fields?


Alexander never lose a battle.


Which one did he lose?

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