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Topic: Tell a believable lie about a historical thing Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 10:33 |
We really need this topic back!
I'll start:
After the Mongolians and the Spanish conquered China they divided it
into two parts. The Mongolian part became the Yuan dynasty and the
Spanish part became the Juan dynasty.
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Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 10:40 |
I think this can go to History Amusment, but whatever.
the word Mexico derives from 'the one who suffers from small pox' (Me - Sicko)
America colonized Europe
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Trotsky and Stalin only became arch rivals after their brief, sordid love affair ended with Stalin getting his heart broken. Stalin would later break Hitler's heart, leading him to launch Operation Barbarossa.
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Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 11:27 |
Due to his pudgy, huggable appearance, Teddy Roosevelt was named for the adorable Teddy Bear.
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Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 11:35 |
forgot about this! lol great start Mix.
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Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 12:47 |
[QUOTE=demon] I think this can go to History Amusment, but whatever.
the word Mexico derives from'the onewho suffers from small pox' (Me - Sicko)
I never heard about this one.
Thanks for sharing, Tzitzimitl ( Demon ).
Regards
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Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 12:48 |
Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb.
Herman Goering was a British agent sent to sabatage the Luftwafte.
The Japanese Navy is developing an aircraft carrier submarine.
A giant pyramid three times the size of Giza has been found on the Pacific ocean floor. Archaeologist estimate it could be 20,000 years old.
The Chinese discovered America in 1421.
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Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 18:08 |
Genghis Khan is Santa Claus (NTSC version).
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Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 18:37 |
Originally posted by Paul
Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb.
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That's not true, he invented the light bulb joke
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Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 18:40 |
I never heard about this one. Thanks for sharing, Tzitzimitl ( Demon ). Regards |
Sorry if that was inappropriate. No offense intended.
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didn't he?
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The Iron Curtain (Warsaw pact) was formed when Hitler and Stalin made it.
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Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 19:05 |
Originally posted by Paul
The Japanese Navy is developing an aircraft carrier submarine. |
They had the blueprints and the idea - given a few more months, and
allowed perhaps a brief respite in the constant American advance, they
would have come out with it, and seen its uselessness.
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Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 21:11 |
1. Nurhachi of the Manchus was an exiled descendant of Chinggis Khan.
2. Saladin and Richard I shared bed one night to cement their truce.
3. After the defeat dealt by Jamukha, Temujin wandered in Japan
for some years and recruited one of his best generals: Minamoto
no Yosh*tsune, aka Subedei.
4. The Greeks invented phalanx because they had small "manhoods."
5. Romans invented the pilum after they saw the Cilcilians use
the throwing harpoons just before melee engagements with success.
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Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 22:10 |
Originally posted by Dux
Originally posted by Paul
The Japanese Navy is developing an aircraft carrier submarine. |
They had the blueprints and the idea - given a few more months, and allowed perhaps a brief respite in the constant American advance, they would have come out with it, and seen its uselessness.
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there actually was one, it was on route to attack the locks of the Panama canal when it was ordered to go back on a kamikazi run, this its not a "historical lie"
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Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 22:40 |
The Inca name for Guinea pigs literally meant "chicken rat".
Jesus's tongue was not a normal human tongue, it was actually a blade.
Theodore Roosevelt and Franklin Roosevelt were brothers.
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Posted: 21-Jan-2005 at 07:02 |
Chinese conquered the world.
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Posted: 21-Jan-2005 at 09:46 |
The gothic architecture appeared in Germany. And was created by goths squatters there.
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Posted: 21-Jan-2005 at 15:19 |
The Spanish name for the Falkland islands is Mal Vinas, because the British people who live there have bad taste in wine.
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Posted: 21-Jan-2005 at 17:37 |
Originally posted by Cywr
The Spanish name for the Falkland islands is Mal Vinas,
because the British people who live there have bad taste in wine.
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Haha..that's so bad - in a good way.
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Posted: 21-Jan-2005 at 20:45 |
all the way to Rome.
Roman empires is strongest power in the world.
Atilas empires is made by 100% Hun people.
Roman army defeat Atilas Hun horse archer.
Yuan dynasty is lagest dynasty in Chinese history.
Alexander never lose a battle.
Alexander conquered the world, there is no ore land can conquer.
Washingdon is a great general in world history.
Martin Luther King is gay
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Posted: 21-Jan-2005 at 20:47 |
Roman army defeat Atilas Hun horse archer.
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Catalunian Fields?
Alexander never lose a battle.
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Which one did he lose?
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