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PanzerOberst
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Topic: Tell a believable lie about a historical thing Posted: 18-Jun-2007 at 01:58 |
lol.... you guys really make me bust my gut
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"If the tanks succeed, then victory follows"
- Heinz W. Guderian
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gcle2003
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Posted: 12-Jun-2007 at 15:41 |
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I heard that the singing cowboy earned his ropes from Gene Tunney. |
As long as it wasn't Gina Lollobrigida or Geena Davis.
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Posted: 12-Jun-2007 at 13:05 |
I heard that the singing cowboy earned his ropes from Gene Tunney.
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Posted: 12-Jun-2007 at 09:51 |
Originally posted by pekau
What is Gene Theory? |
The theory that Gene Krupa was a brother of Gene Autry.
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Posted: 11-Jun-2007 at 20:03 |
Originally posted by Kamikaze 738
Originally posted by Emperor Barbarossa
Originally posted by Cywr
Originally posted by Dolphin
Cleopatra was NOT good looking |
Thats true.
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Yes, I heard she had a messed up nose.
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Yes, I heard she look almost exactly like her brother.
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That's what a dozen generations of your paternal ancestors marrying their sisters will get you.
Must really suck having only two great-great-great grandparents.
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Kamikaze 738
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Posted: 11-Jun-2007 at 19:56 |
Originally posted by Emperor Barbarossa
Originally posted by Cywr
Originally posted by Dolphin
Cleopatra was NOT good looking |
Thats true.
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Yes, I heard she had a messed up nose.
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Yes, I heard she look almost exactly like her brother.
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pekau
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Posted: 11-Jun-2007 at 00:08 |
What is Gene Theory?
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Emperor Barbarossa
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Posted: 10-Jun-2007 at 19:07 |
Originally posted by Cywr
Originally posted by Dolphin
Cleopatra was NOT good looking |
Thats true.
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Yes, I heard she had a messed up nose.
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gcle2003
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Posted: 10-Jun-2007 at 09:07 |
Originally posted by pekau
13. Mendeleev invented the Periodic Table
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How about:
Mendelssohn invented the Periodic Table.
Mendeleev developed gene theory.
Mendel wrote 12 symphonies between the age of 12 and 14.
Mendeleev and Mendelssohn were both Mendel's sons, only one was Russian and the other German.
Edited by gcle2003 - 10-Jun-2007 at 09:13
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Scheich
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Posted: 10-Jun-2007 at 07:17 |
Jugurtha was a King in northern africa and he fought against Rome in 106 BC. Hiempsal was the son of his uncle Micipsa. Micipsa was the former king, who adopted Jugurtha.
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Aelfgifu
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Posted: 10-Jun-2007 at 07:06 |
Originally posted by Scheich
Jugurtha was the brother of Hiempsal! |
Forgive my ignorance, but who and what?
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ulrich von hutten
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Posted: 10-Jun-2007 at 06:35 |
Originally posted by Mixcoatl
The peace of Westphalia was signed in Ireland
source: Conservapedia
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Glorious, Mix, the greatest bullsh*t i saw for a lomg time.
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Scheich
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Posted: 09-Jun-2007 at 18:18 |
Jugurtha was the brother of Hiempsal!
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pekau
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Posted: 09-Jun-2007 at 17:58 |
1. Taiwan is a renegade province, which split off from China after WWII.
2. Tank was first invented during WWI.
3. 300 Spartans bravely stood their ground against million Persians.
4. Africa's history consists only nomadic culture with exception of Egyptian Empire.
5. To prevent the spread of Hinduism in Tibet, the monks of Tibet called Chinese to perserve Buddism and keep Hinduism out from the Far East,
6. Mussolini was tall.
7. George Bush attacked Iraq to find the weapons of mass destruction.
8. Nazism disappeared from the face of the Earth after the fall of Nazi Germany.
9. The usage of tanks became so successful in WWI that Allied forces continued to mass produce them for their future victory.
10. Every nations today joined UN for the peace and prosperity.
11. There was no such nation known as Chechenya in history of mankind.
12. Country was named Hungary to remind Hungarians that the Austrians/Soviet Union have occupied their nation to prevent mass starvation which happened in the Dark Age.
13. Mendeleev invented the Periodic Table
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Aelfgifu
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Posted: 09-Jun-2007 at 16:21 |
I know a whole lot about the Middle Ages:
In the Middle Ages, people
- never washed.
- thought the earth was flat
- were all illiterate exept for a few monks
- hardly traveled
- were constantly hungry or ill or both
- were bloodthirsty barbarians (oh, wait, that one might be true... )
- did not produce any culture worth mentioning
etc.
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Posted: 09-Jun-2007 at 14:00 |
Originally posted by Dolphin
Cleopatra was NOT good looking |
Thats true.
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Arrrgh!!"
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Posted: 09-Jun-2007 at 10:27 |
I think this topic is so popular, because we want to express the pressure of memorize those historical faxts for exam.
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Posted: 09-Jun-2007 at 00:14 |
The peace of Westphalia was signed in Ireland source: Conservapedia
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Posted: 06-Feb-2007 at 08:32 |
Cleopatra was NOT good looking
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Posted: 05-Feb-2007 at 20:49 |
I think that historical truth is even more amusing than lies...
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