Top 20 things you should know about women

Originally posted by Aelfgifu Originally posted by Maharbbal Originally posted by Aelfgifu Originally posted by morticia 7. The minute she decides she�s even mildly interested in you, she starts making mental pictures of what your kids would look like and imagining her first name with your last. � That's the only one that is actually partially�not true. I never think of children, especially not of having�my own. But the last name part is true. Unfortunately IT IS TRUE � women (and men) are driven by the will to procreate deep down. It may sound awful but it is evolutionarily significant. � I am outside of evolution. � And it is silly too, all babies look the same anyhow.

Well, Aelfgifu, the truth of the matter is that most girls are brought up believing that one of their "missions" in life is to procreate (it's assumed that is one of the things that will bring the most pleasure to their mates - a mini one - go figure). It is also a "tool" which many mothers use to instill a sense of "motherhood/nurturer/familyhood" to their daughters. Do you ever wonder why most little girls play with dolls and dollhouses....the prince marrying the beautiful young vixen and "living happily ever after" (sound familiar?), whereas the boys play with GI Joes (macho things), pitch a tent in the backyard, play cowboys and indians, pellet guns, etc. Do you see where I'm going here? Therefore, most young women (when they meet a guy) often think about what their future would be with this "boyfriend", and, one of those thoughts includes the physical appearance of any offsprings which may arise from their relationship.

Edited by morticia - 31-May-2007 at 10:12

Originally posted by Reginmund Aw! This is awesome...I have to comment on it. Seriously though, great list morticia, I like your buttocks too btw.

Well, get a load of this! A "BFF" I didn't even know I had!

Originally posted by Reginmund I wish I knew what a BFF is...

Let me make your wish come true, Reginmund. "BFF" is an acronym (initials used in lieu of a multi-word name) which stands for "Best Friend Forever". It's a very popular term used here in the states when referring to a "very intimate" friend.

Originally posted by Reginmund Ah...I had no idead we were so intimate.

We're not! You, however, previously mentioned that you liked by buttocks! Only intimate parties could know that!

Originally posted by Reginmund Well, I like most female buttocks, but I only said it because you told us how you should tell a woman you like her buttocks if you wish to see it.

you have babies???

Originally posted by Maharbbal @ MortyI don't know if I should laugh or not�Culture matters and yes some young women are brainwashed to think they are ONLY an uterus.

It's not brainwashing, it's simply a tradition passed down from generation to generation....and only females have uteruses and we are made aware of it early in life. There are some girls that already menstruate at age 6-7. When girls beging menstruation, they are told about the "birds and bees" and learn why they menstruate and the ultimate result of what occurs when sexually active. In most women, maternal instincts just kick in after such series of events.

Originally posted by Maharbbal On the other hand saying that there is no different whatsoever between the genders and that the difference we can observed now is 100% due to Barbie and GI's Joe.These differences exist, women do carry children which has physical consequence (you should now) and psychological ones. Can you imagine your man bearing a child for 9 months without turning creazy?Some are more influenced by this pre-programmed system than others. Lesbian (some of them) may feel the urge to reproduce much less then other. But more or less everybody has a biological clock

First of all, I've never said there is no difference between genders. There is clearly a BIG difference between males and females (not only anatomically, but psychologically as well). What I've always said is that there should be equality among genders (meaning regarding jobs, education, driving privileges,etc.)

I disagree with your comments about lesbians not feeling the urge to reproduce. I know many lesbians who have been artificially inseminated (or their partners) in order to procreate. (e.g. Melissa Etheridge, Rosie O'Donnell, just to name a few of the well-known lesbians.) I also know some straight women who have had a tubal ligation performed to not have any children. I don't think it has anything to do with any sexual preference lifestyle.

Originally posted by Aelfgifu And what do you expect her to do? Post a picture of her bum on AE?

That's just slutty...so yeah, something like that.

folks, AE ain't a pedophile forum

Hum. First it was a joke er, well it obviously failed miserably but it was intended to be humour (*shame*). Then the two perverts above were obviously in the middle of a talk with strong erotic connotation.

Regarding my behaviour toward babies' bums I must confess I haven't seen one in quite a while, so I wouldn't know.

I am sorry to ask but are you having your period (exam period I mean) because the last time it dried you out of (bad) humour.