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Topic: Tork-stereotypes in Farsi/Shirazi cultu Posted: 05-May-2006 at 23:58 |
The most of jocks about Azeri people are made by themselves. I remember many nights i sat with my Azeri relatives and they keep telling Azeri jocks all the time.
An Azeri man falls from the roof of his house to the garbage can in the street and it makes a big noise. People running hastily to him and ask "what's happened, what's happened?" and he says "i don't know, i just arrived"
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Posted: 27-Mar-2006 at 01:23 |
in Persian jokes, kurds are supposed to be brave. during Iran-Iraq war, Iraqi torture for the Kurdish POWs was to force them put on stretch-pants another one (Khuzestani are always supposed to be dancing with Bandari music): During war, Iraqis used to tie Khuzestanis with a rope then put on a Bandari music for torturing! Azeri: Iraqis used to put Azeri POWs in a round room and told them to sit in a corner.
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Posted: 26-Mar-2006 at 23:25 |
Originally posted by Zagros
By the way, there is no such thing as Farsi culture, at least it is no different from Azari in the towns. If you want true Farsi and Azaris culture you find the villagers and nomads, they do not have such jokes.
Esfahanis - like Jew stereotype: stingey misers
Ghazvinis - Perverts
Rashtis - Stupid/perverts
Lors - Dehati / rednecks / sounds more offensive in Iran than redneck does in America.
Azari - Slow
Tehrani - Sissies (at least that is what we used to think of them in Kermshah)
From this list, it is seen that four of the groups were major players in teh defense of Iran against Russians and Ottomans: Ghazvinis, Lors, Rashtis and of course Azaris.
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I believe the Rashti sterotype is about the wife always sleeping with other men and the husband not caring. It's not much about stupidity. Shirazi sterotype......hmmm....I can't think of a joke about them, I'm not that great with jokes. But there's a stereotype for them as well as the kurds.
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Posted: 17-Mar-2006 at 19:04 |
ok got the joke now.
what is the stereotype with shiraz people?
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Posted: 17-Mar-2006 at 10:18 |
Back in high school during the Iran hostage crises in the US an Iranian exchange student was in my government class. The discussion one day turned to minorities. As he was standing up in front of the class, he said that in Iran a Turkish joke is common and is similar in perspective as Polish jokes are in America.
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Posted: 17-Mar-2006 at 05:18 |
By the way, there is no such thing as Farsi culture, at least it is no different from Azari in the towns. If you want true Farsi and Azaris culture you find the villagers and nomads, they do not have such jokes.
Esfahanis - like Jew stereotype: stingey misers
Ghazvinis - Perverts
Rashtis - Stupid/perverts
Lors - Dehati / rednecks / sounds more offensive in Iran than redneck does in America.
Azari - Slow
Tehrani - Sissies (at least that is what we used to think of them in Kermshah)
From this list, it is seen that four of the groups were major players in teh defense of Iran against Russians and Ottomans: Ghazvinis, Lors, Rashtis and of course Azaris.
Are there any others, like for Mashhadis?
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Posted: 17-Mar-2006 at 05:08 |
very nice joke!
It is said an Azeri swimmer pulls himself up out of the pool and says "I wonder how the pool tiler could hold his breath for so long!"
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Posted: 16-Mar-2006 at 17:35 |
Originally posted by prsn41ife
Originally posted by Leonidas
i dont get it |
i dont get the joke either.
please explain why he wants to go up a tree? |
He makes a stupid decision, becaues there are no trees in the sea, but
then when someone questions his judgement, he just yells it
louder. (Becuase hes supposedly both stupid and hot-tempered) .... i think.
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Posted: 16-Mar-2006 at 15:59 |
yes, I've azari friends & they always told me newest joke about themselves.my Ancestor are from Esfahan, but I've never get offended by Esfahani jokes. these are just for fun
more than 11000 joke here, Enjoy it http://www.iranmania.com/fun/jokes/
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Posted: 16-Mar-2006 at 13:58 |
Originally posted by Leonidas
i dont get it |
i dont get the joke either.
please explain why he wants to go up a tree?
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Posted: 16-Mar-2006 at 13:46 |
I have a friend who is from Shiraz and he knows lots of jokes about people from Tabrez. He told me once a joke about "Khar e Tabrezi" it was about a chicken stealing Mullah. Dont remember.
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Posted: 16-Mar-2006 at 06:40 |
i dont get it
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Posted: 16-Mar-2006 at 03:22 |
Heheheh... some of these are actually funny. =)
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Posted: 16-Mar-2006 at 00:37 |
They say Tehranis are Soosool (=sassy) anyway. i just heard a new joke: they ask a Azeri if you were swimming in a sea and a shark attacked you, what would you do? he answers "I climb a tree." They say "but there's no tree in the sea?" he says " I HAVE TO, CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?"
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Posted: 15-Mar-2006 at 22:42 |
no i havent heard that. can you translate it?
all i got to say is this:
you know a country is unified, when you can sit a all the different ethnicities together, tell jokes about them, and laugh with no one getting offendent.
its a beautiful thing, something which is lacking in the west.
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Posted: 15-Mar-2006 at 22:40 |
BUT,
outside Tehranis got us Tehranis with the most ultimate comeback of all:
Tehrooni ha eva khaharand!!! u heard that?
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Posted: 15-Mar-2006 at 22:36 |
albroz, have you hears the rashti joke about the guys nose being pointy?
well i'll say it anyway,
a rashti guy goes to tehran (rashti's tend to have pointy noses). he meets this guy and starts talking to him. the tehrani asks him if he would like to see a joke, the rashi guy says yes.
so the tehrani guy, puts his hand over a sharp object, and tells the rashti guy to hit his hand. at the last moment, the tehrani pulls his hand away and the rashti hand gets hurt.
so the rashti guys thinks of a way to get the tehrani back, he comes up with an idea! he goes to the tehrani and says, now its my turn to tell you a joke. the rashti guy puts his hand over his knows and says to the tehrani "hit my hand as hard as you can", at the last moment, the rashti guy moves his hand and he gets hit in the face.
the joke is supposed to be about how "stupid" rashti's are.
i apologise to any rashti's that are here, but knowing the iranian tradition, i dont think you really care.
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Posted: 15-Mar-2006 at 22:32 |
Originally posted by Alborz
we've got jokes about Isfahanis too.
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no, not because of the jokes.
when i went to iran, i was disgusted at the way tehrani's would pollute (especially shomal, tehrani's have destroyed shomal pratically with all the garbage they throw around!), and stuff like that.
however, isfahan is so clean! isfahani's are very clean and friendly, etc...
and plus, isfahan is a much better city than tehran, and very beautiful.
thats why i wish i was isfahani, im so jealous! why was i born in tehran....
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