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Forever England.

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Printed Date: 02-Oct-2022 at 11:46
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Topic: Forever England.
Posted By: Marlin47
Subject: Forever England.
Date Posted: 29-May-2013 at 17:41
I invited the Colonel and his good wife around for drinks over the weekend. Our village pub has just come on the market and I wanted to canvass their opinion as to their interest.  I had sensibly stocked with several bottles of Tanqueray beforehand. Sure enough, half of these disappeared faster than a snowflake in the Sahara. Turning my back to fetch the cigar humidor I heard a dull thud. The Colonels wife was prostrate on the carpet. Picking her up we noticed a damp patch beneath her. " Hello, old thing ! " , cried the Colonel to his wife , "  Did you spill your gin, or have you peed yourself ? ".

Would they be sensible partners to buy a pub with, do you think ?

Posted By: Nick1986
Date Posted: 29-May-2013 at 18:49
Ask the Colonel if he's a Cardinal. If he says "damn straight" buy five glasses of whisky and tell him to prove it

Me Grimlock not nice Dino! Me bash brains!

Posted By: Marlin47
Date Posted: 30-May-2013 at 01:49
Here's to the health of Arthur Lowe et al. We shall never see their like again !

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