Go out to the beaches to watch our warships!!
In response to the continuing presence of "the world arrogant power" in the Persian Gulf and the Indian Ocean, Iran has announced that it will dispatch a naval force to the Atlantic Coast of the U.S. "to establish a powerful presence near the marine borders of the United States."
Operating 14 miles off the Jersey shore, even if only for a few days, would be a real stretch for Iran. The closest friendly ports are in Cuba and Venezuela. Theoretically, the U.S. Coast Guard could be called on in an emergency, but Tehran nixed the idea of a U.S.-Iran naval hotline.