Yet Another Pan-Ethnic Ideology: Greater Humania

The time has come to establish a militant pan-Humanist movement. The peoples of all of the seven continents (yes, even those in Antarctica) have some ethnic connection to the pre-historic Humanian Culture. Throughout history we can see examples of humanic influence in every portion of the world. Allow me to present a timeline:

4 million years ago (Greater Humania I: The Australopithecine Empire)-Our glorious Australopithecine ancestors carved out an empire that included much of Eastern and Southern Africa. They faced the constant encroachment of subhumans valiantly, extending their imperium at the expense of the evil primitive beasts they faced. Unfortunately they were overcome by subhuman ape-beasts, inaugurating the Habilian Dark Age, which lasted 1.5 million years. Though continuing to exist in tiny, fragmented Robustian kingdoms, the golden age of our Australopithicine ancestors was finished.

1.5 million Years Ago (Greater Humania II: The First Erectine Empire)- Overcoming the evil Habilians, our Homo-Erectine ancestors set out on a campaign to subjugate the globe. Their empire spanned much of Asia, Africa, and even parts of Europe. They faced fierce competition from subhumans, especially the militant Mastadonians who, with their fierce-looking tusks, managed to halt Erectine expansion. Not to be overcome, our glorious forefathers began a program of intense physical fitness. An elite military band the Neanderthalensians was formed to help prepare the populace for the final confrontation with the Mastadons. Upon realizing that the civilian leadership was not up to the task of confronting the Mastadonian military machine, the Neanderthalensians engineered a coup, forming a military government which would be able to wage the glorious war for human expansion.

(Greater Humania II: The Second Erectine Empire)- After siezing control of the government, our burly Neanderthalensian forefathers developed new stone-composite weapons of mammoth destruction. Whipping public sentiment against the Mastadonians, they waged a brutal genocidal campaign against the inferior "big furries". However, after hunting the mammoth dogs to extinction, the Neanderthalensian Erectines faced a new threat from anti-human subversives known as the Homo Sapiens.

200,000 years ago to present (The Sapienic Dark Age)- While the Neanderthalensians were in the field against the last of the Mastadonians, a group of subhumans, possessing inferior genetic material, arrived on the scene. No one knows from whence this scourge came, but they soon convinced the Erectines to expel or slaughter their Neanderthalensian garrisons. From that point on the Sapiens spent centuries developing tools (such as language, government, law, etc.) to exterminate the last of our glorious Neanderthalensian forefathers. That task accomplished, they used these same tools to hijack the history of their Humanian predecessors, convincing their poor Erectine subjects that the Sapiens, not Australopithecine-Neanderthalensian Erectines were the true bearers of the light of Humanian society in the world. To further divide our once proud Erectine fathers, the Sapiens divided themselves into false ethnic groups, that they might gradually breed the Erectines out of existence. Many so-called "civilizations" and "ethnic groups" were established: Sumeria, Indo-Arya, Ural-Altaia, Hellenia, Native America...ia, etc. Sadly, today we are still blinded by the false history of the Sapienian usurpers.

But wait! There is still hope! I know that today we bear almost no resemblance to our Australopithecine-Neanderthalensian Erectine anscestors. Nor, unfortunately, does our culture reflect Australopithecine-Neanderthalensian Erectine values. Shall we, however, allow this inconvenient fact to get in the way of 4 million years of glorious Humanian history? No, say I!

The veil of darkness that descended on Pan-Humania 200,000 years ago has been lifted. Though historians and anthropologists with transparent Sapienian sympathies, might dispute the glorious history of our Australopithecine-Neanderthalensian Erectine forefathers, we now have the truth! Let us not let reason and so-called "history" get in the way of blind pan-ethnic pride! We can ill afford to waste time, especially with the looming confrontation with the dolphins close at hand!*

* The historical and anthropological facts in this post are completely fabricated and, for that matter, absurd. In fact, what few actual facts there are have been grossly misrepresented by the author in order to engender support for his particular point of view. Anyone who disagrees with the author is obviously a complete idiot; thus all negative responses can and should be refuted with slogans and blind statements of ethnic pride.

-Akolouthos