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    Posted: 06-Dec-2007 at 19:59
Originally posted by King Kang of Mu

That explains why the English players were running around looking like school girls?  Tongue

I hope that wasn't too offensive.Embarrassed
 
 
No, that is the naked truth!!!!!

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That explains why the English players were running around looking like school girls?  Tongue

I hope that wasn't too offensive.Embarrassed
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BEWARE OF ERUPTING VOLCANOES

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Horse Hockey!!  P
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'You know my dear how we love your mountains'
 
Oh dear, i could even sleep between them hihihitongue

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We are talking about testerone driven mountains and that just aint peanuts. 
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Your brain is the size of a peanut!!  PDead
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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the whooOOPS. 
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laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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he would be singing an octave or two higher i guess lol
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If that's how you get your rocks off... wow. 
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Give it a whack with a pick to test? That might cause some of the stones to fall, I mean they do call it getting your rocks off.
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give it a whack with a climbers pick, just to test.


How do you circumcise a mountain, I wonder? Dynamite?
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give it a whack with a climbers pick, just to test.
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you gave the truth...... scope.
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Oh well, let's say I used poetic license to tell the story. 
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Originally posted by elenos

Originally posted by Paul

Originally posted by Ponce de Leon

my poop thread closes but this mountain penis thread stays up?
 the poop gets drop and the penis stays up....

Quite, this subject is not so scatological and will stay erect as the situation unravels so to speak and comes to a final climax. There is the story of the Taj Mahal. An Indian prince took a lovely young women for his bride, ravishing she was, beautiful beyond beauty. Unfortunately this object of his inner desires died not long after the wedding. The prince was grief-stricken and ordered a magnificent marble monument  so people from all over could remember her forever. Some say here is the largest erection ever made by a man for a woman since time began.
An Indian Emperor (come to think of it he was not really Indian but Afghan), named Shah Jahan. And while we are at it she did not die soon after the wedding, she gave birth; to 14 kids.
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Originally posted by Ponce de Leon

my poop thread closes but this mountain penis thread stays up?

 
 
So,cry !
 
 

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I thought the Dutch were open to that sort of talk now days. 
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  Quote Guests Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-Dec-2007 at 00:00
Reminds me of a gaffe of the former Dutch PM Wim Kok. In Dutch "to take in the mouth" is another way to say "to say". When he was asked his opinion about a local politician from Amsterdam who had used profanity, he replied "Well, the prime minister of Spain also is known to take genitals in the mouth".
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