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Topic: Famous Last Words Posted: 09-Jan-2007 at 16:25 |
Originally posted by alexandruu
Originally posted by Act of Oblivion
..Socrates..commited suicide in 399BC.. "Crito, i owe a cock to Aslepius. Will you remember to pay the debt?" |
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Is this for real ? |
..i hope so!!!!...
Edited by Act of Oblivion - 09-Jan-2007 at 16:26
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Posted: 05-Jan-2007 at 21:13 |
Originally posted by Act of Oblivion
..Socrates..commited suicide in 399BC.. "Crito, i owe a cock to Aslepius. Will you remember to pay the debt?"
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Is this for real ?
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Posted: 05-Jan-2007 at 16:03 |
"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems."
- Rene Descartes (1596-1650), "Discours de la Methode
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
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Posted: 05-Jan-2007 at 15:04 |
Originally posted by Dan Carkner
Haha I wonder how many of these were actually said. Maybe just a tiny fraction of them..?!
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True, most "last words" are either dramatized or were never said at all.
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Posted: 04-Jan-2007 at 21:22 |
Haha I wonder how many of these were actually said. Maybe just a tiny fraction of them..?!
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Posted: 04-Jan-2007 at 07:16 |
"Don't worry its just indigestion" - person having a heart attack and replys to his wife when she whether she should call an ambulance.
"Don't worry its not loaded" - person playing Russian roulette.
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Posted: 04-Jan-2007 at 05:32 |
"Groups of guitarists are on the way out."
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Posted: 02-Jan-2007 at 12:38 |
Originally posted by Patrinos
Originally posted by Act of Oblivion
..Archimedes..Greek mathematician, killed 212BC...to invading soldiers...
"Stand, fellow, from my diagram!"
Actually Archimedes said: "Μη μου τους κύκλους τάραττε"(mi mou tous kiklous taratte) and means "Don't disturb my circles" when he experimented something in water.
But I've read your version Act of Oblivion τοο,I don't know which is true. |
..i am not sure as to the truth, but this one made me chuckle because it sounds like it was translated by an Englishman!!!!....
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Posted: 02-Jan-2007 at 08:12 |
Nero Caesar - "What an artist dies with me!"
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Posted: 02-Jan-2007 at 05:55 |
Originally posted by Patrinos
Originally posted by Act of Oblivion
..Archimedes..Greek mathematician, killed 212BC...to invading soldiers... "Stand, fellow, from my diagram!" |
Actually Archimedes said: "Μη μου τους κύκλους τάραττε"(mi mou tous kiklous taratte) and means "Don't disturb my circles" when he experimented something in water. But I've read your version Act of Oblivion τοο,I don't know which is true.
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Actually Archimedes was drawing his diagrams in the sand, not water, when the Roman soldiers entered his quarters. He told them to mind his drawings and they promptly slaughtered him.
Here're some more, fictional, fmous last worlds:
- Sultan: you have any famous last words to say?
- Baron Munchausen (bending on a log, executioner standing over him, waving a sharp axe over his head): Not yet
- Sultan: Not yet!? Is that famous?
Edited by Yiannis - 02-Jan-2007 at 05:58
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Posted: 02-Jan-2007 at 03:52 |
Originally posted by Leonardo
If Beethoven really said "Plaudite amici comoedia finita est" probably he was citing Augustus ...
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Yes that's what I would imagine
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Posted: 02-Jan-2007 at 03:51 |
Haha Constantine, beat me to it...
On a side note, some other famous last words:
Hannibal - "Liberemus diuturna cura populum Romanum, quando mortem senis exspectare longum censent" - "Let us ease the Roman people of their continual care, who think it long to await the death of an old man"
Che Guevara - "I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man"
Caligula - "Vivo!" - "I live!"
Lord Horatio Nelson - "Thank God I have done my duty!"
- Knights -
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Posted: 02-Jan-2007 at 03:44 |
If Beethoven really said "Plaudite amici comoedia finita est" probably he was citing Augustus ...
Edited by Leonardo - 02-Jan-2007 at 03:48
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Posted: 02-Jan-2007 at 03:44 |
"Palestine is Arab"
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We gave up your happiness
Your hope would be enough;
we couldn't find neither;
we made up sorrows for ourselves;
we couldn't be consoled;
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Posted: 02-Jan-2007 at 03:36 |
Good Point. There are a few contradictory sources. Most Websites say that the last words of Beethoven were "Plaudite, amici, commedia finita est" (Friends applaud, the comedy is over"). However, the last words of Augustus are shrouded with more mystery and legend. Some exclaim that Augustus's last words were something along the lines of "Did I play my role well? If so, then applause, because the comedy is finished". Others state that his last words were "Varus, Varus, give me back my legions" (after Battle of Teutoberg Wald). This is suppose is more of legend. Refutes/Comments welcome!
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Posted: 02-Jan-2007 at 03:34 |
Augustus' was "Finita la comedia", I believe.
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Posted: 02-Jan-2007 at 03:08 |
Originally posted by Knights
Ludwig Van Beethoven - "Friends applaud, the comedy is over" |
Wasn't Augustus?
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Posted: 02-Jan-2007 at 01:18 |
FDR - "I have a horrible headache..."
Theodore Roosevelt - "Please put out the light, James."
Edited by Donasin - 02-Jan-2007 at 01:19
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Posted: 01-Jan-2007 at 23:08 |
"This is funny!"
-Doc Holiday, infamous gunfighter. The Doc was actually a doctor who, upon discovering he had tuburculosis, went out west to live quite a life, was in tons of shootouts and always expected to die in a fight. He lived through all the shootouts and died of tuburculosis anyway \, hence why it was funny.
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Posted: 01-Jan-2007 at 21:18 |
Originally posted by Emperor Barbarossa
Jan Zizka - "Make my skin into drumheads for the Bohemian cause."
Wow, I never could find Zizka's last words. One of the best I have heard so far.
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That is the false legend that Pius Aeneas Sylvius Piccolomini spread. In fact, it is recorded by the Hussite chroniclers that "making his last will be known he instructed his beloved and faithful
brothers and Czechs, Lord Viktorin, Lord Jan Bzdinka Hvezda and Kunes of
Belovice that they ought to continue on fighting in love of God and
that they should faithfully and without wavering defend God's truths in
order to obtain everlasting reward. Then Brother Zizka commended his
soul to God and there he died on the Wednesday before St. Gall" (October 11, 1424).
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