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    Posted: 01-Sep-2006 at 12:26
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An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah! We are about to take an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House and half the country will be looking for work the next day."
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   - A man asked God how long a second of his time was for humans. God answered that it was like a million years. The guy then asked the All Mighty if a penny was worth something like a million dollars. And God agreed with the similarity. The wise guy then pleaded with God if it would be alright to spare him a penny then. God told the guy all he had to do was just wait a second.




- The puzzled little computer geek recieved a basketball for his birthday. Then he asked his dad for the owner's manual.
    
    

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