Is the tomato really a fruit? Hell no!@!!!!

Originally posted by Ponce de Leon If tomatoes are gods then what does that make us? THEIR SUBJECTS!?@?@?!?! hELL!!! i rather die than have a tomato be my master! If a tomato is a god by the way, then it cannot be a fruit. It is just a God. That only proves me damn well thought out theory that Tomatoes dont even exsist!!!! Like Zeus!!

You are correct. There can be no peace between us and the tomato. I have been warning the world of this for years, but do they listen?!? O, the fools! To whom shall I cry out?!?

And Remember:

1) The tomato is the rat that infests Germany, for did Hitler not write:

"If you did even cautiously into such an abscess, you inevitably find, like a maggot in a rotting body, often dazzled by the sudden light, a tomato." Mein Kampf mit Der Tomaten (feel free to correct my German)

-Akolouthos

 

Originally posted by red clay  Botanically the tomato is a fruit because it is formed in the ovary at the base of the flower. The confusion exists because of the difference between science and cooking.

Don't lecture me with your "science." Not all scientists agree on the theory that the tomato is a fruit. The documentary I cited above will reveal to you the true evil nature of the tomato. Your magic will not save you when the tomatos attack.

-Akolouthos

Ponce de Leon
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If tomatoes are gods then what does that make us? THEIR SUBJECTS!?@?@?!?! hELL!!! i rather die than have a tomato be my master! If a tomato is a god by the way, then it cannot be a fruit. It is just a God. That only proves me damn well thought out theory that Tomatoes dont even exsist!!!! Like Zeus!![/QUOTE] 

 Then we revolt then slice them up for salads!!! Muhahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Edited by The Canadian Guy

Who is to say that tomatoes are really the color they are..for all i care they can be magenta, or Lyliac...or clear sheet white....or pale denver blue...i am gettin this from a paint selection lol

Originally posted by red clay     still a question as to what he was actually reading, emotions? or changes in the electomagnetics of the plant caused by interrupting the continuity of the skin covering of the tomato

Perceptions differ...so do the inferences.

As for the colour of tomatoes.

see....perceptions differ....feel free to draw your own inferences.......

Ok that hot tomato is really disturbing. First of all, a tomato (if it actually exsists) would not be in a pose like that. It would just be sitting down being immobile. Second, the other pictures are fruits from an unknown and disturbed land (Sudan maybe?) ANyway, i dont "see or smell" the tomato in these pictures.

---Do not send false pictures of "supposed sights" of tomatoes like the lockness monster..hmmmm k??? No more lies!!!!!!

Originally posted by Ponce de Leon Ok that hot tomato is really disturbing. First of all, a tomato (if it actually exsists) would not be in a pose like that. It would just be sitting down being immobile. Second, the other pictures are fruits from an unknown and disturbed land (Sudan maybe?) ANyway, i dont "see or smell" the tomato in these pictures. ---Do not send false pictures of "supposed sights" of tomatoes like the lockness monster..hmmmm k??? No more lies!!!!!!

Maybe this is how you view tomatoes.

Originally posted by Akolouthos Originally posted by Ponce de Leon First of all, a tomato (if it actually exsists) would not be in a pose like that. I agree. It is high time we got this tomato porn, this smut off of the human internet. Tomatos have corrupted our minds for too long! -Akolouthos

12 Steps to Canning Tomato Sauce

http://www.paulnoll.com/Oregon/Canning/tomato-sauce-step-04. html

Originally posted by Akolouthos Thank you. I think society can use those steps to kick the habit. Every day a tomato remains free is a day that is an affront to human dignity. Get off of me you damn dirty tomatoes!!! -Akolouthos

A gift from tomato softwares for you.

 

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Edited by Gyadu

Originally posted by Akolouthos "Funny to think that the Europeans who found the tomato considered it poisonous and it was not eaten on the Continent until a century after it's introduction there!"-Quote from a "Gardening" (Tomato Sympathizer) Website Where did we go wrong? O, that we were as wise as our forefathers! -Akolouthos

Blame it on the ignorance of your forefathers.Some of your forefathers tortured a guy who dared to claim that the earth wasn't centre of the Unvierse and wasn't flat either.

Earth is as round as a tomato if not more.