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Topic: Famous quotes by AE forumers
Posted By: malizai_
Subject: Famous quotes by AE forumers
Date Posted: 14-May-2006 at 20:39

Modz can u possibly sticky this;

QUOTES ONLY PLEASE, NO POLITICS.

I will start with a good one of my own. Only joking

Here is what paul said:

"If people were willing to die for freedom, the population of the world would be considerably lower and the survivors free. Unfortunately we're all alive and not free. Perhaps the question why aren't we willing to die for freedom would be more accurate?"

http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=10176&PN=1 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=10176&am p;PN=1




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Posted By: Mila
Date Posted: 14-May-2006 at 20:44
"I don't know how he gets around Armenia with that hair on his chin. Over there, a man with a goatie or hair on the chin is seen as "one who gives women oral sex", which in turn, makes you less of a man in their eyes (it is said that the goatie is used as a stimulant during the oral pleasure). Sorry, I just had to explain, it was bugging me "

- Armenial Survivor

That... or any of Ulrich's posts.


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Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 14-May-2006 at 20:54
"Eat sh*t"- a translation from Portugese to English that was said by the infamous ITAPEVI to Jalisco Lancer.

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Posted By: Mila
Date Posted: 14-May-2006 at 20:58
I think I missed ITAPEVI, but by the sounds of it, was probably a blessing. Okay, I will make a new quote from me right now.

Tonight I went for my ice-cream box in the freezor to enjoy some ice-cream and inside of it were already four spoons. I think I am getting altzhiemers.


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Posted By: red clay
Date Posted: 14-May-2006 at 21:39

Originally posted by Mila

I think I missed ITAPEVI, but by the sounds of it, was probably a blessing. Okay, I will make a new quote from me right now.

Tonight I went for my ice-cream box in the freezor to enjoy some ice-cream and inside of it were already four spoons. I think I am getting altzhiemers.

     Nah, your to young. At your age it's called "sometimers"



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"Arguing with someone who hates you or your ideas, is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter what move you make, your opponent will walk all over the board and scramble the pieces".
Unknown.


Posted By: azimuth
Date Posted: 14-May-2006 at 21:42

Originally posted by Emperor Barbarossa

"Eat sh*t"- a translation from Portugese to English that was said by the infamous ITAPEVI to Jalisco Lancer.

lol you are obsessed with  ITAPEVI or shall i say ITAPEVIOLOGY.



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Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 16-May-2006 at 06:51
I am not obsessed, it is just that I like to study human arrogance and sutpidity.

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Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 24-May-2006 at 07:26
Paul
 
"I suppose a democratically elected leader who has no death squads, gulags, political, censorship and uses his vast oil wealth to improve the health and education of the majority of the poor rather than share it between a handful of already rich cronies, is diametrically opposed to everything America is and stands for"
 
http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12066&PN=1 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12066&PN=1


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Posted By: Temujin
Date Posted: 24-May-2006 at 14:56
Originally posted by malizai_

Paul
 
"I suppose a democratically elected leader who has no death squads, gulags, political, censorship and uses his vast oil wealth to improve the health and education of the majority of the poor rather than share it between a handful of already rich cronies, is diametrically opposed to everything America is and stands for"
 
http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12066&PN=1 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12066&PN=1
 
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLClapClap


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Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 06-Jun-2006 at 18:03

Here is a dumb quote, wondering if it would fit in with the school of  thought of ITAPEVIOLOGY.

Rajput said:
 
"I personally would like Pakistan divided into 2 halves: west going to Afghanistan and East coming to India then India would perform a genocide and afghans would get their Pashtunistan and everyone is happy."
http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8119&PN=7 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8119&PN=7


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Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 06-Jun-2006 at 18:17
ITAPEVI, he once said something about a dream he had about George W. Bush telling him to keep being a good conservative Christian.

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Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 06-Jun-2006 at 18:22
LOL Maybe he hears voices walking down the road and has a split personality. A Gollum.

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Posted By: Constantine XI
Date Posted: 06-Jun-2006 at 19:03
I managed to retrieve that quote for our personal amusement. After being so very baffled and confused by ITAP, we might as well get a laugh out of him/her:

think we all know who was responsible for that, the Godless liberals who cannot stand having their immorality shoved back in their ugly face!! The defenders of free thought, the Big Bang theory and evolution, are not only striking out at me, but at all Christians. . Last night, while I was sitting on my front-porch swing, gazing up at Heaven, President Bush appeared to me in a vision. He told me that my work was not yet finished, there were still many liberals who had not yet seen the glory of the coming of the Lord!!

President Bush would not be in the White House right now if God didn't want him there. President Bush was put in a position of leadership in order to wipe the devil's religion of Islam off the face of the Earth, so that the Christian God can fill the world with His message of peace and love. President Bush has stated numerous times that he speakes with God in the Oval Office, he even asked God for military advice before the invasion of Iraq. Modern liberalism is the equivalent of atheism, liberals are in favor of killing babies, raising taxes, teaching evolution, and same sex marriage. Jesus is opposed to all of these horrible things




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Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 06-Jun-2006 at 20:15
Thanks, Constantine, I could not find the exact quote.

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Posted By: red clay
Date Posted: 06-Jun-2006 at 20:37
This isn't funny at all. I have dealt with this mentality, I know several people who think like this. Paranoid delusions, twisted logic, displacement of guilt, demonizing the people and ideas they disagree with. Whoever wrote this, if indeed they were serious and not "spoofing" is on the edge. It wouldn't take much to push them over it either.

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"Arguing with someone who hates you or your ideas, is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter what move you make, your opponent will walk all over the board and scramble the pieces".
Unknown.


Posted By: Lmprs
Date Posted: 06-Jun-2006 at 21:19


Originally posted by malizai_

Paul


"I suppose a democratically elected leader who has no death squads, gulags, political, censorship and uses his vast oil wealth to improve the health and education of the majority of the poor rather than share it between a handful of already rich cronies, is diametrically opposed to everything America is and stands for"


http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12066&PN=1 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12066&PN=1


I couldn't agree more with Paul.




    

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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 07-Jun-2006 at 02:51
Originally posted by Constantine XI

I managed to retrieve that quote for our personal amusement. After being so very baffled and confused by ITAP, we might as well get a laugh out of him/her:

think we all know who was responsible for that, the Godless liberals who cannot stand having their immorality shoved back in their ugly face!! The defenders of free thought, the Big Bang theory and evolution, are not only striking out at me, but at all Christians. . Last night, while I was sitting on my front-porch swing, gazing up at Heaven, President Bush appeared to me in a vision. He told me that my work was not yet finished, there were still many liberals who had not yet seen the glory of the coming of the Lord!!

President Bush would not be in the White House right now if God didn't want him there. President Bush was put in a position of leadership in order to wipe the devil's religion of Islam off the face of the Earth, so that the Christian God can fill the world with His message of peace and love. President Bush has stated numerous times that he speakes with God in the Oval Office, he even asked God for military advice before the invasion of Iraq. Modern liberalism is the equivalent of atheism, liberals are in favor of killing babies, raising taxes, teaching evolution, and same sex marriage. Jesus is opposed to all of these horrible things


http://www.google.nl/search?hl=nl&q=%22Last+night%2C+while+I+was+sitting+on+my+front-porch+swing%2C+gazing+up+at+Heaven%2C+President+Bush+appeared+to+me+in+a+vision.%22&btnG=Google+zoeken&meta= - http://www.google.nl/search?hl=nl&q=%22Last+night%2C+while+I+was+sitting+on+my+front-porch+swing%2C+gazing+up+at+Heaven%2C+President+Bush+appeared+to+me+in+a+vision.%22&btnG=Google+zoeken&meta=
Confused

EDIT: Jesus is opposed to raising taxes? Does the Bible really say that?


Posted By: Richard XIII
Date Posted: 07-Jun-2006 at 02:51
"now i do belive my hemmorhoids are from outer space. if everything is quite around me i can here  them talking in an alien language."

ulrich wisdom


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Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 07-Jun-2006 at 13:01
LOLSo ulrich is not gollum and has intelligent hammerhoids.

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Posted By: Cezar
Date Posted: 07-Jun-2006 at 19:19
My favourite: "Ouch"
 
Uh, I'm not quite sure where I've read itOuch.


Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 08-Jun-2006 at 03:11
EDIT: Jesus is opposed to raising taxes? Does the Bible really say that?

"Give to Caesar what is Caesers and to God what is Gods."
Isn't that in favour of taxes?

My favourite is this, I didn't write down who said it other than it was an american who lost his temper with some Europeans. He got banned for it.

...Euro-trash relies on "public transportation" because they don't understand the meaning of real freedom...

EDIT: Manuver said it here: http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7972&KW=Euro+trash&PN=1


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Posted By: white dragon
Date Posted: 08-Jun-2006 at 13:27
EDIT: Jesus is opposed to raising taxes? Does the Bible really say that?
"Give to Caesar what is Caesers and to God what is Gods."
Isn't that in favour of taxes?

well i think that it isn't for or against taxes,(higher, lower or non-existant) just that you should follow the laws of the land


Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 08-Jun-2006 at 14:11
Originally posted by Omar al Hashim

EDIT: Jesus is opposed to raising taxes? Does the Bible really say that?

"Give to Caesar what is Caesers and to God what is Gods."
Isn't that in favour of taxes?

My favourite is this, I didn't write down who said it other than it was an american who lost his temper with some Europeans. He got banned for it.

...Euro-trash relies on "public transportation" because they don't understand the meaning of real freedom...

EDIT: Manuver said it here: http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7972&KW=Euro+trash&PN=1

I remember Manuver. That guy was the most ignorant person I have ever seen on All Empires since ITAPEVI.


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Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 15-Jun-2006 at 22:25
http://www.allempires.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=2586&FID=18 - Omar al Hashim
 
"You can't raise the well being of a country (which is really just an imaginary concept) over the well being of the people that reside inside it. People and their well-being is a real concept, which has very real consequences if mistreat it."
 
http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=9357&PN=12 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=9357&PN=12


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Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 15-Jun-2006 at 22:42
Red Clay

"this was the most fun I have had in a long time[ and with my clothes on]"

http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12573&PN=4 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12573&PN=4


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Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 16-Jun-2006 at 02:20
Thanks Malizai, Thumbs Up

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Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 04-Jul-2006 at 11:18
bump,

I think this should be stickied too.


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Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 07-Jul-2006 at 12:40
Originally posted by Constantine XI

Australia is just Australia, it's still just a piece of dirt we are not strongly enough attached to to decide if we want to gender it. Look at it on a map though and it kind of resembles s fat person with one hand on their hip and the other flipping you off.


http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8436

LOLIt's so true



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Posted By: ok ge
Date Posted: 07-Jul-2006 at 13:57
"Why do some countries drive on the Left and some on the Right????? It's so stupid! We should all drive on the "RIGHT" side of the road, which is the Left Side.LOL
Posted by Gargoyle  > http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12601&KW=stupid&PID=233670#233670 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12601&KW=stupid&PID=233670#233670


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Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 13-Jul-2006 at 22:03

Bulldog

"George Bush  is proof White Supremacy doesnt exist"

http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13176&PN=2 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13176&PN=2


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Posted By: The Chargemaster
Date Posted: 17-Jul-2006 at 16:11
"Stay Strong Lebanon, Resist and Never bow to the tyrant Invaders"

the current signature of azimuth

I think i get an inspiration of signatures like this... Wink




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Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 29-Jul-2006 at 19:14
Sparten
 
"And I find it kinda ironic that a nation that  was founded on terrorism, sufferes from it daily, Israel.
 
Who says there is no justice."
 
http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13297&PN=17 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13297&PN=17


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Posted By: Justinian
Date Posted: 30-Jul-2006 at 01:24
"I think my favourite to listen to has to be Cantonese. A lifetime of Hong, Kong movies has made me appreciate it, they only have four words in the whole language, but say them in a 1000 different tones.
 
The worst, we'll I was in Monotone Drone City (New York) once, that was pretty ugly, Welsh is pretty horrid too, just most are too busy rubbing the gob off their face to notice, but I think both have to step aside for Dutch. If they speak a language in hell, it surely is Dutch, Kind of sounds like someone in the latter stages of Tuberculosis having a gargling contest with a Stephen Hawkings and realising they'd accidently used lighter fluid... and that's the poetry." --Paul
 
http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13472&PID=246718#246718 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13472&PID=246718#246718
 
"The pronounciations of some words are so horribly off that they sound like they are from Massachusetts." --Emperor Barbarossa
 
http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13284&PID=250167#250167 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13284&PID=250167#250167
 
I almost died when I read these, I can't speak for Paul's comments but Barbarossa's are true.LOL


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Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 07-Aug-2006 at 16:11
"

I can see now that all the Hard Work I put into the Gym last month has really paid off! My Butt has never been in greater shape or looked better!

But Really People!..... If you guys are going to Secretly take Photographs of me in public, at least give me the Common Curtesy of Informing me First! I mean... if I knew... perhaps I could have posed for you in a little more Artistic Fashion? As you can see I was in the process of doing the Touch your Toes leg stretch in the Tram on the way to work in the morning. I often do stretching and Aerobics on the Tram because it saves time and it prepares me mentally for the Busy day ahead!

But fear not... I forgive you. Lots of Love and Kisses to All of my Fans out there...




"

The most hilarious yet most disturbing thing ever said on this forum by Gargoyle.

http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13776 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13776


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Posted By: morticia
Date Posted: 07-Aug-2006 at 16:37
Love the fishnet stockings!

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Trust in God: She will provide." -- Emmeline Pankhurst


Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 07-Aug-2006 at 19:07
LOLI know, I wonder how Gargoyle got those.LOL

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Posted By: Gargoyle
Date Posted: 08-Aug-2006 at 08:53

Why Thankyou Emperor Barbarossa!

It brings me great pleasure to see that my work is appreiciated. Unfortunately I cannot divulge Where or How I acquired my most prized pair of Fishnet Stockings..... because I do not wish to start a Flame War.....

By the way..... you would not believe how many Dolphins get stuck in my legs when I go for a swim at the Beach!

    




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Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 08-Aug-2006 at 09:10
Yup, I have to say, that was one of the funniest things EVER posted on this forum(just like Northman's picture of Ponce de Leon as a penguin in Antarctica). Good work Gargoyle!

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Posted By: Temujin
Date Posted: 09-Aug-2006 at 15:05
Paul is my hero! :P
 
thread: Cleverness - the Ultimate Trait of Generals
 
A lot of stupid generals have won too by jumping on a horse at the head of their troops and screaming gung ho!. Some by incompetance by the enemy others by blind luck.
 
I'd say the one requisate trait all generals have is, lack of empathy.
 
thread: What type of warrior would you like to be?
 
In a movie when they hand pick 10 chosen men for the really dangerous mission. I like to be one of the ones that doesn't get chosen.


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Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 09-Aug-2006 at 21:08
LOL That second one has me laughing.

In a quite library too!


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Posted By: ITAPORA
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 12:36

SO



Posted By: Scorpius
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 13:16

LOLLOL

He is back!

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Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 13:39
Aye, lads, take cover, ITAPEVI is back from the dead. We thought we hae taken care o' the lad months ago, but he is a strong fighter. Batten doon the hatches, ITAPEVI is back.LOL

I can't believe it, after all of these months. How's it going, ITAPORA?


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Posted By: ArmenianSurvival
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 14:20
     ITAPEVI + Jhangora = ITAPORA? Confused

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Posted By: red clay
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 16:03
Someone tell him the people from the Home are looking for him, it's time for his Lithium and Shock therapy.ClownWacko

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Unknown.


Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 16:18
Red clay, brutal, but still hilarious.LOL

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Posted By: dirtnap
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 17:23
ITAPEVI is one hell of a Christian...

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Posted By: ITAPORA
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 19:54
Dear Lord Jesus,
Thank you for not killing me before I had a chance to accept you as my
Personal Savior.

I believe that Liberals and Democrats are under the control of Satan
and his sneering minions, the educated and the well-traveled.

I do not want to be tossed into the incandescent flames of the sadistic
hell you created for those who did not vote for George W. Bush or
waiver in their faith by questioning the honesty, competence or syntax
of Jesus' anointed.

Please Lord Jesus, I want to become a True Republican and a Real
American. I accept you as my Lord and Savior.

I believe You died for my sins and rose on the third day and floated
off to your invisible, exquisitely decorated mansion in the Holy
Ghost's subdivision in the clouds while an audience of early Republican
prophets looked on.

I believe that in voting Republican, I am doing the implacable will of
God.



Posted By: flyingzone
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 19:55
I'd rather call him a "Christian" from hell.
 
I think it's people like him that give "Christian" a bad name.


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Posted By: mamikon
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 19:55
I think he is a democrat...but wants to instill a repugnance to Republicans. 

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Posted By: Mila
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 20:01
Dear Lord Jesus,

Please save me from your followers.

Amen.


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Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 21:36
Dear creator of the universe,

If you exist, please make sure that everybody at this forum never has to but up with ITAPEVI or his spam usernames ever, ever again. I believe by doing this, that we all at the forum are doing your will.

Amen.


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Posted By: Seko
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 21:41
Our wise sage from Rio once again enlightens us with pearls of wisdom.

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Posted By: red clay
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 22:22
I think we are being snookered AE comrades, The "Religous Rant" we were just treated to came directly from an Anti Bush site, here is the finish-
 

I understand that all of America's problems began when we allowed ourselves to be seduced by the pinko, pacifistic false version of Jesus found in the New Testament, letting non-Protestant foreign trash into Your divine nation and squandering time we could have been at war trying to make peace with perfectly good enemies, before renewing our hearts and joyously embracing Republican Christianity's new improved, steroid-engorged version of Jesus Christ.

I want to help eliminate the deadly disease of liberalism and assist my President and Your appointed servant on Earth to help rebuild this country into the Glorious Christian Nation it once was on the rocky shores of Puritan New England in the late 1600's.

I gladly tithe my mind and no less than 10% of my paycheck, renouncing the demons of logic and education for they will no longer hold sway in my heart, as I now have both Mr. Bush and Mr. Jesus as my co-redeemers!

Big smileLOL It's great stuff and there are some masterpieces on this site.
 
 
                       http://www.whitehouse.org/dof/invitation.asp - http://www.whitehouse.org/dof/invitation.asp
 
                       


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"Arguing with someone who hates you or your ideas, is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter what move you make, your opponent will walk all over the board and scramble the pieces".
Unknown.


Posted By: red clay
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 22:35
This is part of the lead in to THE PRAYER-
 

Yes, for even though you are unsaved (non-Christian), we thank you for your vote! It helped greatly. Did you know that by casting a paranoia-fueled ballot for a Republican commander in chief, you are now automatically 55% Christian (add an extra 15% if you voted against filthy homosexuals falling in love and getting married)? Indeed, it was the Holy Spirit Himself, who dwells in a sprawling palace on a cumulus cloud hovering over Nebraska, who personally directed your grubby white finger to the correct voting machine button! Because He knows you, and He loves you, and He understands that you are now only anywhere from 45% to 30% away from signing over half your life's savings to Him.

That's why today, non-Christian quasi-American friend, it's time to get on board 100% with the winning team! Don't risk ending up in Hell and spending a lifetime doggy paddling in the lake of boiling lava while that bloated ignoramus Michael Moore bobs like a pork crackling buoy of singed, bubbling blubber beside you, spitting out his blasphemous research for all of eternity! It's a horrifying thought, but it just a preview of the frightening, sadistic horrors the Lord Jesus has in mind for you if you don't start showering Him with fawning, effusive flattery before He gets around to smiting you and flinging you into Hell.

Big smile
 
 
BTW- I don't know if this has any significance, but Itapora is a village in Brazil.
 
 


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"Arguing with someone who hates you or your ideas, is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter what move you make, your opponent will walk all over the board and scramble the pieces".
Unknown.


Posted By: ITAPORA
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 03:51
Originally posted by red clay

 
                       


Posted By: Komnenos
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 04:22
Hurrah, the Boy from Brazil ( or is it the Girl from Ipanema ?) is back.
 
I realise that after AE's code of conduct, ITAPORA should be banned immediately, but I suggest we let him/her stick around for a few days, so that our newer members might get acquainted with the legendary ITAPEVI's treasure chest of wisdom, and the joys of babel-fished translations from the Portugese.
Agreed?


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Posted By: Leonidas
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 05:45
i never really got to nor her or he, is that a chick?

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Posted By: The Chargemaster
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 05:53
What was/is the problem with ITAPEVI?

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Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 06:59
cmon guys admit it!, u love him/her and glad he is back for a visit.(offcourse u can ban him when u have had enough.)

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Posted By: Komnenos
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 07:00
Originally posted by The Chargemaster

What was/is the problem with ITAPEVI?
 
Unfortunately, a glimpse in the archives ( via AE's search engine) only reveals only a shallow impression at ITAPEVI's weird and wonderful contributions.
Thus, you have to take my words for it, that he used to spam the forum with mostly totally non-sensical posts, which he/she had pasted from Portugeses sites, run them through Altavista's translation engine "Babel-Fish" and then presented in AE to the astonished audience. The results of these "translations" was usually a complete gobbledegook, nobody could understand.
In the beginning it was mostly extremely funny, then it got rather annoying, and then he/she got banned, to return under several aliases, usually a variation of "ITA........." but also under Karl56 etc.
It took us a few weeks to get rid of him/her, but now the great ITAPEVI has returned.
Enjoy it while it lasts!


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Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 09:20
Ah, I remember those days of ITAPEVI. Remember that picture thread that I made as a tribute to ITAPEVI? That went on for nearly ten pages. New members, enjoy this guy while he lasts, he posts the most idiotic things. I remember the reason he got banned was because he told Jalisco Lancer, a moderator, to "Eat sh*t" in Portugese. Unfortunately for him, Jalisco Lancer knew what he said.

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Posted By: The Chargemaster
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 09:44
Well, then it seems that ITAPEVI needs to learn english better. Maybe for that long period of absence, he/she has learned more.
We will see...

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Posted By: ITAPORA
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 10:57
C'mon...don't you have a heart? 
Sometimes it is appropriate to refer to atheists as "descendants of the
apes." I'm sure all of them are highly honored by that title since they
are the ones who claim that apes are their noble ancestors.

This explains why atheists have devised the animalistic and
heathenistic philosophy of atheism. It is because that is the best
philosophy the ape's descendants can come up with. That is as high as
they can rise in their thinking. There has never been an ape during the
history of apes that achieved the ability to perceive the existence of
God and to worship Him. And so, it is not surprising that descendants
of the apes are void of that ability as well
.

 

 



Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 11:02
Originally posted by ITAPORA

C'mon...don't you have a heart? 
Sometimes it is appropriate to refer to atheists as "descendants of the
apes." I'm sure all of them are highly honored by that title since they
are the ones who claim that apes are their noble ancestors.
<>This explains why atheists have devised the animalistic and
heathenistic philosophy of atheism. It is because that is the best
philosophy the ape's descendants can come up with. That is as high as
they can rise in their thinking. There has never been an ape during the
history of apes that achieved the ability to perceive the existence of
God and to worship Him. And so, it is not surprising that descendants
of the apes are void of that ability as well
.

Interesting. On television I once saw a woman who learnt her dogs how to pray before eating.

Or is this just a game, 'Google the source'. In that case I score a point, because I've found the source of this particular text: http://www.tencommandments.org/heathens2.shtml - http://www.tencommandments.org/heathens2.shtml

hilarious site btw:

Guess who the malicious computer hackers or crackers are who break into government and two out of three company computers - who produce computer viruses and Trojans, denial of service attacks against Internet Service Providers and who send hate mail, spam and E-mail bombs. You got it! Its mostly atheists.

Malicious atheist hackers costs the america's citizens billions of dollars in taxes for computer security. It is said that american companies spent almost $6.3 billion on computer security in 1997 and the market is expected to grow to 13 billion by 2000. In September 1998, atheistic hackers struck their own atheistic ally, the New York Times.

Who do atheists have to protect their own computers from? Guess who! When it comes to computer crimes, its never difficult to identify the people who commit them. ATHEISTS and other non believers!



Posted By: hugoestr
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 11:21
You can kill him over an over again, but he will come back. He is part of the undead,

TAPORA is a ...





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Posted By: Tobodai
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 16:58
Originally posted by ITAPORA

Dear Lord Jesus,
Thank you for not killing me before I had a chance to accept you as my
Personal Savior.

I believe that Liberals and Democrats are under the control of Satan
and his sneering minions, the educated and the well-traveled.

I do not want to be tossed into the incandescent flames of the sadistic
hell you created for those who did not vote for George W. Bush or
waiver in their faith by questioning the honesty, competence or syntax
of Jesus' anointed.

Please Lord Jesus, I want to become a True Republican and a Real
American. I accept you as my Lord and Savior.

I believe You died for my sins and rose on the third day and floated
off to your invisible, exquisitely decorated mansion in the Holy
Ghost's subdivision in the clouds while an audience of early Republican
prophets looked on.

I believe that in voting Republican, I am doing the implacable will of
God.

 
This is actually a quote from landoverbaptist.org a parody site that makes fun of evangelicals while pretending to be them.


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Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 19:02
Yes, Tobodai, you are right, I have visited that site too, and I cannot believe that I missed that. Now, finally, ITAPEVI is exposed.

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Posted By: Scorpius
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 21:31
Since he/she is exposed, let's crucify him LOL

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Posted By: The Chargemaster
Date Posted: 18-Aug-2006 at 01:05
Originally posted by Mila

Dear Lord Jesus,

Please save me from your followers.

Amen.

He-he, don`t forget, that he cannot save you from your husband in the night/overnight. Wink



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Posted By: ITAPORA
Date Posted: 18-Aug-2006 at 05:32
O PRESIDENTE  BUSH O NOVO GETULIO VARGAS.


Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 18-Aug-2006 at 05:50
Come to think of it this thread is going to get ruined if it carries on like this.

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Posted By: Komnenos
Date Posted: 18-Aug-2006 at 06:10
Originally posted by malizai_

Come to think of it this thread is going to get ruined if it carries on like this.
 
Indeed. I think, that's enough.
 All the  members could get an idea what ITAPEVI's posts were like, and it's best to stop it here, before it gets obnoxious again.
 


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Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 19-Aug-2006 at 02:26
Originally posted by malizai_

Originally posted by R_AK47

Originally posted by Mila

Originally posted by R_AK47


An excellent idea.  Why didn't I think of this?


Because you don't think.

 
So, you think those who don't agree with you "don't think"?

 
No, i think she means it literally.


That is the sharpest thinking. It had me laughing. Highest congratulations to Mila and Malizai ClapLOL


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Posted By: Gargoyle
Date Posted: 27-Aug-2006 at 13:44

Quite often there are some fantastic senses of Humour and some great Wit on display in the AE-Forum, which I must say gives me much pleasure! The following post by Northman (located on page 46 of the "Post your Photo" thread in the Tavern) is an example of such.

http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=435&PN=46 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=435&PN=46



I believe that this is the Funniest Post and Comeback Gag that I have ever seen in the AE-Forum! Pure Genius! Congratulations Northman, keep up the good work, and whatever you do... please don't lose your sense of humour, because it is very entertaining!






Posted By: Northman
Date Posted: 28-Aug-2006 at 03:51
Originally posted by Gargoyle


Northman, keep up the good work, and whatever you do... please don't lose your sense of humour, because it is very entertaining!

 
Thanks Gargoyle - sometimes we need a little laugh to diverse the thoughts from this cruel world Smile
 
 


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Posted By: flyingzone
Date Posted: 28-Aug-2006 at 15:23
Originally posted by ageia

i dont see anything "chinese" in Beijing..."hong kong" etc .its like walking in new york and socializing with americans...you dont have to be eristic to support your thought
 
So much ignorance that it's hard to find words to respond to ....


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Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 06-Sep-2006 at 19:30
Originally posted by Gaius Julius

personally, i know i'm from the united states, but i'm not being bias, i believe for a long while yet, the power will remain in the west, with the US, i do believe that we are WAY overextended, we are in roughly 40 - 50 countries now, and we do too many peackeeping missions, although, no, Iran should not have nukes, and nobody should really use them, unless facing a fanatic country again, such as Japan with the emperor at that time, i'm not saying that Japan is fanatic now. But, personally i do believe in intelligent life, such as UFO's, but, say the we are the only ones. Who then, is putting these things in the sky??? if it is the US, which i would have no doubt, with area 51 and all that, think of the tech involved in that, you would need intertia cancellors, gravity repellers typ things, and they have also been seen in space, so they have that ability, they can go in and out of radar, and they can move at speeds 10 - 20 times excelling the most recent aircraft by ANY country. If not aliens, then what is the govornment hiding???   


http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14230&PN=2


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Posted By: Aelfgifu
Date Posted: 07-Sep-2006 at 07:29
wow, serious nutcake.

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Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 07-Sep-2006 at 20:01
Originally posted by Zorigo_1

Originally posted by flyingzone

We don't need moron like this spilling his vomit in this forum.

Zorigo has been banned from AE.

You are no better, seeing your word of choice. You are using real bad insulting expressions, bad, bad man. fly in your own zone.

There is saying "Don't shoot the pianist, although music the pianist playing is bothersome to you, it helps world be happy



Just plain nutjob. "fly in your own zone"LOL


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Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 07-Sep-2006 at 20:15
lol, love it. "bad bad man. fly in your own zone"

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Posted By: flyingzone
Date Posted: 07-Sep-2006 at 20:46
Had a good laugh about that too. But had a even bigger laugh when I deleted this moron's posts and suspended him because he is simply the alter ego of this Zorigo person who insulted other forumers, made racist remarks, and used foul language against me.

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Posted By: Ponce de Leon
Date Posted: 07-Sep-2006 at 22:25
Originally posted by flyingzone

Had a good laugh about that too. But had a even bigger laugh when I deleted this moron's posts and suspended him because he is simply the alter ego of this Zorigo person whoinsulted other forumers, made racist remarks,and used foul language against me.

    SOmebody gotz a vendetta!

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Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 10-Sep-2006 at 02:06
Originally posted by flyingzone

It's in fact quite ironic that "ethnocentrism" is probably the one thing in common among all the nationalities and ethnicities

http://allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14589&PN=2

I think thats one of the greatest quotes of all Empires. Highest congratulations to flyingzone for having the wisdom to notice and articulate something so common. (I think 90% of wisdom is actually noticing what most people take for granted and ignore, the other 10% is merly a matter of extrapolation)


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Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 10-Sep-2006 at 08:11
"I think thats one of the greatest quotes of all Empires. Highest congratulations to flyingzone for having the wisdom to notice and articulate something so common. (I think 90% of wisdom is actually noticing what most people take for granted and ignore, the other 10% is merly a matter of extrapolation)"
Yes, that definitely is one of the greatest quotes on this forum. Instead of blaiming nationality on the Turks and Iranians, he blames it on every nationality. Good post, flyingzone.


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Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 20-Sep-2006 at 21:49
Originally posted by AP Singh

It is this post. For Creation of a rajputthe horse is not required. I am getting confused with this kind of History.
Originally posted by Rajput

If God did not create the horse, he would not have created the Rajput.


LOLLOLLOL
I think AP Singh just expressed everyone's thoughts on the issue.

http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13737&PN=5
(although the post didn't format correctly, or at least not on my browsers)


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Posted By: DayI
Date Posted: 21-Sep-2006 at 15:52
For famous quotes just read the messages of Beylerbeyi, he has some good ones.

Originally posted by Beylerbeyi

What does Economic freedom actually mean?

It means the freedom of the rich to exploit the poor without any constraints.


-- another by him:

Fascism and idiocy go hand in hand. If they had brains they wouldn't have been fascist in the first place.

So no surprises there.

There are sociopathic thugs everywhere.  In Iraq they were in the government.
Yeah, and in America they still are


--- another one:

"Mankind won't be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"





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Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 21-Sep-2006 at 18:01
Originally posted by Omar al Hashim

Originally posted by flyingzone

It's in fact quite ironic that "ethnocentrism" is probably the one thing in common among all the nationalities and ethnicities

http://allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14589&PN=2

I think thats one of the greatest quotes of all Empires. Highest congratulations to flyingzone for having the wisdom to notice and articulate something so common. (I think 90% of wisdom is actually noticing what most people take for granted and ignore, the other 10% is merly a matter of extrapolation)
Thumbs Up
 
+ Beylerbeyi is a star. WoW!
 
DAy I, Omar, could u kindly also post the link to those quotes.
 
 


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Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 21-Sep-2006 at 19:21
Updated it malizai

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Posted By: flyingzone
Date Posted: 21-Sep-2006 at 20:23
Honestly, I don't even remember when and where I made that statement .... Embarrassed

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Posted By: Leonidas
Date Posted: 22-Sep-2006 at 08:13
can i say Bey had heaps of beauties, kinda was the alpha turk male

all  respect.

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Posted By: flyingzone
Date Posted: 22-Sep-2006 at 17:35
In response to the following post,
 
Originally posted by The Philosopher

The reason God created us wasn't because He was bored, far from it, He could have all the fun He wanted in Heaven. He created us because He wanted to be worshiped. but, then again, He created the angels before us, and do not the angels also worship God??    
 
Paul wrote:
 
Originally posted by Paul

If I had a baby, and raised the baby to worship me. By the time it was 3 years old, I'd be surrounded by social workers, on criminal charges and probably make the sunday papers.


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Posted By: DayI
Date Posted: 22-Sep-2006 at 20:06
Originally posted by malizai_

Originally posted by Omar al Hashim

Originally posted by flyingzone

It's in fact quite ironic that "ethnocentrism" is probably the one thing in common among all the nationalities and ethnicities

http://allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14589&PN=2

I think thats one of the greatest quotes of all Empires. Highest congratulations to flyingzone for having the wisdom to notice and articulate something so common. (I think 90% of wisdom is actually noticing what most people take for granted and ignore, the other 10% is merly a matter of extrapolation)
Thumbs Up
 
+ Beylerbeyi is a star. WoW!
 
DAy I, Omar, could u kindly also post the link to those quotes.
 
 


ah just saved some of them, i'll continue:

"Ideally Syria, Iraq, Lebanon, Palestine, Israel and Jordan should join together. At least get rid of travesties such as Lebanon, Palestine, Israel, and Jordan. Kuwait and Emirates and others could also be joined together with the SA, since the British ceated these petrol-stations ee sorry, nations."




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Posted By: Seko
Date Posted: 22-Sep-2006 at 22:44
I must say, pound for pound Cywr often comes up with the most original lines.

Here's a recent one in the poll about polls:   "They are to history, what the tabloids are to news, well, without the tits that is."

Good stuff!

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Posted By: The Chargemaster
Date Posted: 27-Sep-2006 at 11:33
The miss/understanding according to Ulrih:

Originally posted by ulrich von hutten

Arabs:can't understand them
Albanians:as well
Armenians:more than ever
Americans:who can actually understand the americans ?
Bulgarians:will not be understanded from anybody
Chinese:don't understand anybody
English:can't unterstand, that nobody understands them
French:don't want to be understanded by somebody
Germans:don't understand themselfs
Greeks:unterstand only: finished today
Italians:are screaming , so that anybody can understand them
Spanish:don't understand that they are misunderstood
Portoguese:don't understand the guys above
Russians:avoiding to be understand
Japanese:don't understand anybody, especially the chinese
Turks:they understand on not being understood
Icelanders:didn't understand anything but can talk about everything


http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14978 -   Clap



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Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 03-Oct-2006 at 19:16
Vivek
 
Gross improper representation of facts ! Hinduism is the only religion in the world where the Godesses are more powerfull than the Gods. In india women are not hidden away in Burkhas, they are free & liberated, since ancient times.  
 
http://www.allempires.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=1597&FID=18 - Mortaza
Our God is neither he nor she.So Islam is only religion in the world where the asexuals are more powerfult than others.Big smile
 
http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14227&PID=280184#280184 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14227&PID=280184#280184


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Posted By: flyingzone
Date Posted: 03-Oct-2006 at 22:51
Thanks Chargemaster for highlighting Ulrich's post. Just LOVE that Ulrich!!! He's one heck of a philosopher with bountiful (but often misunderstood) wisdom and humour.

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Posted By: Vivek Sharma
Date Posted: 04-Oct-2006 at 01:48
Originally posted by malizai_

Vivek
 
Gross improper representation of facts ! Hinduism is the only religion in the world where the Godesses are more powerfull than the Gods. In india women are not hidden away in Burkhas, they are free & liberated, since ancient times.  
 
http://www.allempires.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=1597&FID=18 -
Our God is neither he nor she.So Islam is only religion in the world where the asexuals are more powerfult than others.Big smile
 
http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14227&PID=280184#280184 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14227&PID=280184#280184


I fail to uderstand how can it be. Biology does'nt support any life apart from a male & female in developed form.


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Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 04-Oct-2006 at 03:56
I wish to post the above as well.LOL
Originally posted by Vivek Sharma


I fail to uderstand how can it be. Biology does'nt support any life apart from a male & female in developed form.

http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=11812&PN=5
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

God is not part of life, so biology is rather irrelevent.
(Also Biology does support lots of life that isn't male or female)


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Posted By: Vivek Sharma
Date Posted: 04-Oct-2006 at 04:31
If god is not part of life, how would he understand human feelings or living feelings for that matter ? In what form would it exist, matter, anti matter, dimension. In what shape ?

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