GOOD BY MR. BUSH!!!

We'll be rid of you next month. Hate to see you leave (without being put in jail). . . How many more criminals will you let out of prison before you sneak home? Wouldn't the some hundred and sixty five you have already pardoned be enough to finance your darned “Presidential Library?”

In “Destiny and Civilization,” I wrote a lot about history, enough to make it clear you were not the worst leader in human history, but you were surely the worst president. We'll remember your un-win-able wars, your efforts to privatize Social Security and Medicare, your inattention to our failing infrastructure and global warming, your stand against stem-cell research and the way your Administration neglected alternative energy and introduced torture into military protocol. We saw how Iran made you and our country look silly, let North Korea string you along, and how you deliberately did all you could to alienate Russia. We are aware of the way you promoted secrecy in government and increased presidential power. And we not pleased with this economic collapse you and your friends have now brought upon us.

Just think. . . one more very long month and you'll be gone! The pollsters say there are a few people who will miss you---poor souls. The pollsters must be good at prying them out of hiding because I can't find them. Oh yes, the Wall Street Journal mentions you. It ran an article on how we should be ashamed for treating you so badly! The writer should not worry, you figure that God loves you, so you really don't care what the country thinks.

Oh, by the way, you didn't show up your father over Iraq and your brother proved to be a far better public servant than you . . .

Live with it!

He may be the worst president but he sure got some super relexes!