Historical Amusment: The History of Me

    PDL was born in a shack somewhere down in Florida and i lived on a dog's breast milk for 89 days. Afterwards the young Ponce was discovered by FBI agents who shipped him off to foster parents who gave him more dog's breast milk. When Ponce was 10 he recieved two artifical eyes to see because he was born blind.

-----Afterwards (next post add on to the story)

And he's complaining about the tomato thread? [which he started, I might add.]   

Yea seriously..sourpusses

But as Ponce started his training course at NASA, three old turkeys came upon him. One wore a black robe, another wore a white robe, and the last one wore a fez. These three turkeys started talking to Ponce in a language only he could understand. ANd these turkeys said--(next post to add to story)

-- in a perculiar Charlton Heston Voice "Ponce, you are the chosen one". Ponce was rather taken aback by this revelation, and replied in total astonishment "Wha... What do you mean?". Then the Turkey in the Fez replied "We desperately need an extra player for our 4 Turkey a side Beach Volley Ball Team, and we want you!". The Turkey in the White Robe stepped forward and handed Ponce a Pink coloured G string and said "Here is your Uniform". Ponce was absolutely delighted because Pink is his favorite colour. He speedily put on his 'Uniform', deffered his Astronaut Training, and set off with the three Turkeys to the Beach -- (next post add to the story)

Ponce in his brand new pink coloured g string ran past the turkeys into the beach. The sun was presidng over them gloriously for about an hour while they lazed around waiting for their competition. WHen the sun reached it's highest point Ponce noticed a noise that became louder and louder. SUddenly, 4 women appeared before Ponce and the turkeys. 3 were abnormally huge with damn ugly faces while the 4th was about 5'9 and very cute looking. The cute one said "ok you guys ready to get beaten by girls?" And Ponce responded...