Famous quotes by AE forumers
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Topic: Famous quotes by AE forumers
Posted By: malizai_
Subject: Famous quotes by AE forumers
Date Posted: 14-May-2006 at 20:39
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Modz can u possibly sticky this; QUOTES ONLY PLEASE, NO POLITICS. I will start with a good one of my own. Only joking Here is what paul said: "If people were willing to die for freedom, the population of the world would be considerably lower and the survivors free. Unfortunately we're all alive and not free. Perhaps the question why aren't we willing to die for freedom would be more accurate?" http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=10176&PN=1 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=10176&am p;PN=1 |
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Posted By: Mila
Date Posted: 14-May-2006 at 20:44
"I don't know how he gets around Armenia with
that hair on his chin. Over there, a man with a goatie or hair on the
chin is seen as "one who gives women
oral sex", which in turn, makes you less of a man in their eyes (it is
said that the goatie is used as a stimulant during the oral pleasure).
Sorry, I just had to explain, it was bugging me  "- Armenial Survivor That... or any of Ulrich's posts. ------------- |
Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 14-May-2006 at 20:54
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"Eat sh*t"- a translation from Portugese to English that was said by the infamous ITAPEVI to Jalisco Lancer.
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Posted By: Mila
Date Posted: 14-May-2006 at 20:58
I think I missed ITAPEVI, but by the sounds of it, was probably a blessing. Okay, I will make a new quote from me right now.  Tonight I went for my ice-cream box in the freezor to enjoy some ice-cream and inside of it were already four spoons. I think I am
getting altzhiemers.------------- |
Posted By: red clay
Date Posted: 14-May-2006 at 21:39
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Nah, your to young. At your age it's called "sometimers" ------------- "Arguing with someone who hates you or your ideas, is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter what move you make, your opponent will walk all over the board and scramble the pieces". Unknown. |
Posted By: azimuth
Date Posted: 14-May-2006 at 21:42
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lol you are obsessed with ITAPEVI or shall i say ITAPEVIOLOGY. ------------- 
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Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 16-May-2006 at 06:51
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I am not obsessed, it is just that I like to study human arrogance and sutpidity.
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Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 24-May-2006 at 07:26
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Paul
"I suppose a democratically elected leader who has no death squads, gulags, political, censorship and uses his vast oil wealth to improve the health and education of the majority of the poor rather than share it between a handful of already rich cronies, is diametrically opposed to everything America is and stands for"
http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12066&PN=1 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12066&PN=1
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Posted By: Temujin
Date Posted: 24-May-2006 at 14:56
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL   ------------- |
Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 06-Jun-2006 at 18:03
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Here is a dumb quote, wondering if it would fit in with the school of thought of ITAPEVIOLOGY. Rajput said:
"I personally would like Pakistan divided into 2 halves: west going to Afghanistan and East coming to India then India would perform a genocide and afghans would get their Pashtunistan and everyone is happy."
http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8119&PN=7 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8119&PN=7 ------------- |
Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 06-Jun-2006 at 18:17
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ITAPEVI, he once said something about a dream he had about George W. Bush telling him to keep being a good conservative Christian.
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Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 06-Jun-2006 at 18:22
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Maybe he hears voices walking down the road and has a split personality. A Gollum. ------------- |
Posted By: Constantine XI
Date Posted: 06-Jun-2006 at 19:03
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I managed to retrieve that quote for our personal amusement. After
being so very baffled and confused by ITAP, we might as well get a
laugh out of him/her: think we all know who was responsible for that, the Godless
liberals who cannot stand having their immorality shoved back in their
ugly face!! The defenders of free thought, the Big Bang theory and
evolution, are not only striking out at me, but at all Christians. .
Last night, while I was sitting on my front-porch swing, gazing up at
Heaven, President Bush appeared to me in a vision. He told me that my
work was not yet finished, there were still many liberals who had not
yet seen the glory of the coming of the Lord!! President Bush would not be in the White House right now if God didn't want him there. President Bush was put in a position of leadership in order to wipe the devil's religion of Islam off the face of the Earth, so that the Christian God can fill the world with His message of peace and love. President Bush has stated numerous times that he speakes with God in the Oval Office, he even asked God for military advice before the invasion of Iraq. Modern liberalism is the equivalent of atheism, liberals are in favor of killing babies, raising taxes, teaching evolution, and same sex marriage. Jesus is opposed to all of these horrible things ------------- |
Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 06-Jun-2006 at 20:15
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Thanks, Constantine, I could not find the exact quote.
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Posted By: red clay
Date Posted: 06-Jun-2006 at 20:37
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This isn't funny at all. I have dealt with this mentality, I know several people who think like this. Paranoid delusions, twisted logic, displacement of guilt, demonizing the people and ideas they disagree with. Whoever wrote this, if indeed they were serious and not "spoofing" is on the edge. It wouldn't take much to push them over it either. ------------- "Arguing with someone who hates you or your ideas, is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter what move you make, your opponent will walk all over the board and scramble the pieces". Unknown. |
Posted By: Lmprs
Date Posted: 06-Jun-2006 at 21:19
I couldn't agree more with Paul. 
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 07-Jun-2006 at 02:51
http://www.google.nl/search?hl=nl&q=%22Last+night%2C+while+I+was+sitting+on+my+front-porch+swing%2C+gazing+up+at+Heaven%2C+President+Bush+appeared+to+me+in+a+vision.%22&btnG=Google+zoeken&meta= - http://www.google.nl/search?hl=nl&q=%22Last+night%2C+while+I+was+sitting+on+my+front-porch+swing%2C+gazing+up+at+Heaven%2C+President+Bush+appeared+to+me+in+a+vision.%22&btnG=Google+zoeken&meta= EDIT: Jesus is opposed to raising taxes? Does the Bible really say that?
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Posted By: Richard XIII
Date Posted: 07-Jun-2006 at 02:51
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"now i do belive my hemmorhoids are from outer space. if everything is
quite around me i can here them talking in an alien language." ulrich wisdom ------------- "I want to know God's thoughts... ...the rest are details." Albert Einstein |
Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 07-Jun-2006 at 13:01
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So ulrich is not gollum and has intelligent hammerhoids. ------------- |
Posted By: Cezar
Date Posted: 07-Jun-2006 at 19:19
My favourite: " "
Uh, I'm not quite sure where I've read it
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Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 08-Jun-2006 at 03:11
"Give to Caesar what is Caesers and to God what is Gods." Isn't that in favour of taxes? My favourite is this, I didn't write down who said it other than it was an american who lost his temper with some Europeans. He got banned for it. ...Euro-trash relies on "public transportation" because they don't understand the meaning of real freedom... EDIT: Manuver said it here: http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=7972&KW=Euro+trash&PN=1 ------------- |
Posted By: white dragon
Date Posted: 08-Jun-2006 at 13:27
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EDIT: Jesus is opposed to raising taxes? Does the Bible really say that?
"Give to Caesar what is Caesers and to God what is Gods." Isn't that in favour of taxes? well i think that it isn't for or against taxes,(higher, lower or non-existant) just that you should follow the laws of the land |
Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 08-Jun-2006 at 14:11
I remember Manuver. That guy was the most ignorant person I have ever seen on All Empires since ITAPEVI. -------------
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Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 15-Jun-2006 at 22:25
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http://www.allempires.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=2586&FID=18 - Omar al Hashim
"You can't raise the well being of a country (which is really just an imaginary concept) over the well being of the people that reside inside it. People and their well-being is a real concept, which has very real consequences if mistreat it."
http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=9357&PN=12 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=9357&PN=12 ------------- |
Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 15-Jun-2006 at 22:42
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Red Clay "this was the most fun I have had in a long time[ and with my clothes on]" http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12573&PN=4 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12573&PN=4 -------------
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Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 16-Jun-2006 at 02:20
Thanks Malizai, 
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Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 04-Jul-2006 at 11:18
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bump, I think this should be stickied too. ------------- |
Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 07-Jul-2006 at 12:40
http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8436
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Posted By: ēok geē
Date Posted: 07-Jul-2006 at 13:57
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"Why do some countries drive on the Left and some on the Right????? It's so stupid! We should all drive on the "RIGHT" side of the road, which is the Left Side. " Posted by Gargoyle > http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12601&KW=stupid&PID=233670#233670 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12601&KW=stupid&PID=233670#233670 ------------- D.J. Kaufman Wisdom is the reward for a lifetime of listening ... when youd have preferred to talk. |
Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 13-Jul-2006 at 22:03
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Bulldog "George Bush is proof White Supremacy doesnt exist" http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13176&PN=2 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13176&PN=2 ------------- |
Posted By: The Chargemaster
Date Posted: 17-Jul-2006 at 16:11
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"Stay Strong Lebanon, Resist and Never bow to the tyrant Invaders" the current signature of azimuth I think i get an inspiration of signatures like this...  ------------- |
Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 29-Jul-2006 at 19:14
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Sparten
"And I find it kinda ironic that a nation that was founded on terrorism, sufferes from it daily, Israel.
Who says there is no justice."
http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13297&PN=17 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13297&PN=17 ------------- |
Posted By: Justinian
Date Posted: 30-Jul-2006 at 01:24
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"I think my favourite to listen to has to be Cantonese. A lifetime of Hong, Kong movies has made me appreciate it, they only have four words in the whole language, but say them in a 1000 different tones.
The worst, we'll I was in Monotone Drone City (New York) once, that was pretty ugly, Welsh is pretty horrid too, just most are too busy rubbing the gob off their face to notice, but I think both have to step aside for Dutch. If they speak a language in hell, it surely is Dutch, Kind of sounds like someone in the latter stages of Tuberculosis having a gargling contest with a Stephen Hawkings and realising they'd accidently used lighter fluid... and that's the poetry." --Paul
http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13472&PID=246718#246718 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13472&PID=246718#246718
"The pronounciations of some words are so horribly off that they sound like they are from Massachusetts." --Emperor Barbarossa
http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13284&PID=250167#250167 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13284&PID=250167#250167
I almost died when I read these, I can't speak for Paul's comments but Barbarossa's are true. ------------- "War is a cowardly escape from the problems of peace."--Thomas Mann 
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Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 07-Aug-2006 at 16:11
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I can see now that all the Hard Work I put into the Gym last month has really paid off! My Butt has never been in greater shape or looked better! But Really People!..... If you guys are going to Secretly take Photographs of me in public, at least give me the Common Curtesy of Informing me First! I mean... if I knew... perhaps I could have posed for you in a little more Artistic Fashion? As you can see I was in the process of doing the Touch your Toes leg stretch in the Tram on the way to work in the morning. I often do stretching and Aerobics on the Tram because it saves time and it prepares me mentally for the Busy day ahead! But fear not... I forgive you. Lots of Love and Kisses to All of my Fans out there... 
"The most hilarious yet most disturbing thing ever said on this forum by Gargoyle. http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13776 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13776 -------------
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Posted By: morticia
Date Posted: 07-Aug-2006 at 16:37
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Love the fishnet stockings! ------------- "Morty Trust in God: She will provide." -- Emmeline Pankhurst |
Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 07-Aug-2006 at 19:07
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I know, I wonder how Gargoyle got those.
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Posted By: Gargoyle
Date Posted: 08-Aug-2006 at 08:53
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Why Thankyou Emperor Barbarossa! 
It brings me great pleasure to see that my work is appreiciated. Unfortunately I cannot divulge Where or How I acquired my most prized pair of Fishnet Stockings..... because I do not wish to start a Flame War..... By the way..... you would not believe how many Dolphins get stuck in my legs when I go for a swim at the Beach! 
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Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 08-Aug-2006 at 09:10
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Yup, I have to say, that was one of the funniest things EVER posted on this forum(just like Northman's picture of Ponce de Leon as a penguin in Antarctica). Good work Gargoyle!
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Posted By: Temujin
Date Posted: 09-Aug-2006 at 15:05
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Paul is my hero! :P
thread: Cleverness - the Ultimate Trait of Generals
thread: What type of warrior would you like to be?
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Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 09-Aug-2006 at 21:08
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That second one has me laughing. In a quite library too! ------------- |
Posted By: ITAPORA
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 12:36
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Posted By: Scorpius
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 13:16
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Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 13:39
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Aye, lads, take cover, ITAPEVI is back from the dead. We thought we hae taken care o' the lad months ago, but he is a strong fighter. Batten doon the hatches, ITAPEVI is back. I can't believe it, after all of these months. How's it going, ITAPORA? -------------
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Posted By: ArmenianSurvival
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 14:20
ITAPEVI + Jhangora = ITAPORA? 
------------- Mass Murderers Agree: Gun Control Works! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Resistance ÕÕ«Õ¹ Õ„Õ¶Ö Õ¢Õ”ÕµÖ ÕÕ”Õµ Õ„Õ¶ÖÖ |
Posted By: red clay
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 16:03
Someone tell him the people from the Home are looking for him, it's time for his Lithium and Shock therapy.  ------------- "Arguing with someone who hates you or your ideas, is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter what move you make, your opponent will walk all over the board and scramble the pieces". Unknown. |
Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 16:18
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Red clay, brutal, but still hilarious.
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Posted By: dirtnap
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 17:23
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ITAPEVI is one hell of a Christian... ------------- 
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Posted By: ITAPORA
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 19:54
Posted By: flyingzone
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 19:55
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I'd rather call him a "Christian" from hell.
I think it's people like him that give "Christian" a bad name. ------------- |
Posted By: mamikon
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 19:55
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I think he is a democrat...but wants to instill a repugnance to Republicans.
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Posted By: Mila
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 20:01
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Dear Lord Jesus, Please save me from your followers. Amen. ------------- |
Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 21:36
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Dear creator of the universe, If you exist, please make sure that everybody at this forum never has to but up with ITAPEVI or his spam usernames ever, ever again. I believe by doing this, that we all at the forum are doing your will. Amen. -------------
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Posted By: Seko
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 21:41
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Our wise sage from Rio once again enlightens us with pearls of wisdom. ------------- |
Posted By: red clay
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 22:22
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I think we are being snookered AE comrades, The "Religous Rant" we were just treated to came directly from an Anti Bush site, here is the finish-
I understand that all of America's problems began when we allowed ourselves to be seduced by the pinko, pacifistic false version of Jesus found in the New Testament, letting non-Protestant foreign trash into Your divine nation and squandering time we could have been at war trying to make peace with perfectly good enemies, before renewing our hearts and joyously embracing Republican Christianity's new improved, steroid-engorged version of Jesus Christ. I want to help eliminate the deadly disease of liberalism and assist my President and Your appointed servant on Earth to help rebuild this country into the Glorious Christian Nation it once was on the rocky shores of Puritan New England in the late 1600's. I gladly tithe my mind and no less than 10% of my paycheck, renouncing the demons of logic and education for they will no longer hold sway in my heart, as I now have both Mr. Bush and Mr. Jesus as my co-redeemers! It's great stuff and there are some masterpieces on this site. http://www.whitehouse.org/dof/invitation.asp - http://www.whitehouse.org/dof/invitation.asp
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Posted By: red clay
Date Posted: 16-Aug-2006 at 22:35
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This is part of the lead in to THE PRAYER-
Yes, for even though you are unsaved (non-Christian), we thank you for your vote! It helped greatly. Did you know that by casting a paranoia-fueled ballot for a Republican commander in chief, you are now automatically 55% Christian (add an extra 15% if you voted against filthy homosexuals falling in love and getting married)? Indeed, it was the Holy Spirit Himself, who dwells in a sprawling palace on a cumulus cloud hovering over Nebraska, who personally directed your grubby white finger to the correct voting machine button! Because He knows you, and He loves you, and He understands that you are now only anywhere from 45% to 30% away from signing over half your life's savings to Him. That's why today, non-Christian quasi-American friend, it's time to get on board 100% with the winning team! Don't risk ending up in Hell and spending a lifetime doggy paddling in the lake of boiling lava while that bloated ignoramus Michael Moore bobs like a pork crackling buoy of singed, bubbling blubber beside you, spitting out his blasphemous research for all of eternity! It's a horrifying thought, but it just a preview of the frightening, sadistic horrors the Lord Jesus has in mind for you if you don't start showering Him with fawning, effusive flattery before He gets around to smiting you and flinging you into Hell. BTW- I don't know if this has any significance, but Itapora is a village in Brazil.
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Posted By: ITAPORA
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 03:51
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Posted By: Komnenos
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 04:22
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Hurrah, the Boy from Brazil ( or is it the Girl from Ipanema ?) is back.
I realise that after AE's code of conduct, ITAPORA should be banned immediately, but I suggest we let him/her stick around for a few days, so that our newer members might get acquainted with the legendary ITAPEVI's treasure chest of wisdom, and the joys of babel-fished translations from the Portugese.
Agreed? ------------- [IMG]http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i137/komnenos/crosses1.jpg"> |
Posted By: Leonidas
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 05:45
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i never really got to nor her or he, is that a chick?
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Posted By: The Chargemaster
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 05:53
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What was/is the problem with ITAPEVI?
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Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 06:59
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cmon guys admit it!, u love him/her and glad he is back for a visit.(offcourse u can ban him when u have had enough.) ------------- |
Posted By: Komnenos
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 07:00
Unfortunately, a glimpse in the archives ( via AE's search engine) only reveals only a shallow impression at ITAPEVI's weird and wonderful contributions.
Thus, you have to take my words for it, that he used to spam the forum with mostly totally non-sensical posts, which he/she had pasted from Portugeses sites, run them through Altavista's translation engine "Babel-Fish" and then presented in AE to the astonished audience. The results of these "translations" was usually a complete gobbledegook, nobody could understand.
In the beginning it was mostly extremely funny, then it got rather annoying, and then he/she got banned, to return under several aliases, usually a variation of "ITA........." but also under Karl56 etc.
It took us a few weeks to get rid of him/her, but now the great ITAPEVI has returned.
Enjoy it while it lasts! ------------- [IMG]http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i137/komnenos/crosses1.jpg"> |
Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 09:20
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Ah, I remember those days of ITAPEVI. Remember that picture thread that I made as a tribute to ITAPEVI? That went on for nearly ten pages. New members, enjoy this guy while he lasts, he posts the most idiotic things. I remember the reason he got banned was because he told Jalisco Lancer, a moderator, to "Eat sh*t" in Portugese. Unfortunately for him, Jalisco Lancer knew what he said.
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Posted By: The Chargemaster
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 09:44
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Well, then it seems that ITAPEVI needs to learn english better. Maybe for that long period of absence, he/she has learned more. We will see... ------------- |
Posted By: ITAPORA
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 10:57
C'mon...don't you have a heart? 
Sometimes it is appropriate to refer to atheists as "descendants of the
apes." I'm sure all of them are highly honored by that title since they are the ones who claim that apes are their noble ancestors. This explains why atheists have devised the animalistic and
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 11:02
Interesting. On television I once saw a woman who learnt her dogs how to pray before eating. Or is this just a game, 'Google the source'. In that case I score a point, because I've found the source of this particular text: http://www.tencommandments.org/heathens2.shtml - http://www.tencommandments.org/heathens2.shtml hilarious site btw: |
Posted By: hugoestr
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 11:21
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You can kill him over an over again, but he will come back. He is part of the undead,
TAPORA is a ... 
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Posted By: Tobodai
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 16:58
This is actually a quote from landoverbaptist.org a parody site that makes fun of evangelicals while pretending to be them. ------------- "the people are nothing but a great beast... I have learned to hold popular opinion of no value." -Alexander Hamilton |
Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 19:02
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Yes, Tobodai, you are right, I have visited that site too, and I cannot believe that I missed that. Now, finally, ITAPEVI is exposed.
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Posted By: Scorpius
Date Posted: 17-Aug-2006 at 21:31
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Since he/she is exposed, let's crucify him ------------- |
Posted By: The Chargemaster
Date Posted: 18-Aug-2006 at 01:05
He-he, don`t forget, that he cannot save you from your husband in the night/overnight. ------------- |
Posted By: ITAPORA
Date Posted: 18-Aug-2006 at 05:32
| O PRESIDENTE BUSH É O NOVO GETULIO VARGAS. |
Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 18-Aug-2006 at 05:50
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Come to think of it this thread is going to get ruined if it carries on like this. ------------- |
Posted By: Komnenos
Date Posted: 18-Aug-2006 at 06:10
Indeed. I think, that's enough.
All the members could get an idea what ITAPEVI's posts were like, and it's best to stop it here, before it gets obnoxious again.
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Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 19-Aug-2006 at 02:26
That is the sharpest thinking. It had me laughing. Highest congratulations to Mila and Malizai ------------- |
Posted By: Gargoyle
Date Posted: 27-Aug-2006 at 13:44
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Quite often there are some fantastic senses of Humour and some great Wit on display in the AE-Forum, which I must say gives me much pleasure! The following post by Northman (located on page 46 of the "Post your Photo" thread in the Tavern) is an example of such. http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=435&PN=46 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=435&PN=46 
I believe that this is the Funniest Post and Comeback Gag that I have ever seen in the AE-Forum! Pure Genius! Congratulations Northman, keep up the good work, and whatever you do... please don't lose your sense of humour, because it is very entertaining!
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Posted By: Northman
Date Posted: 28-Aug-2006 at 03:51
Thanks Gargoyle - sometimes we need a little laugh to diverse the thoughts from this cruel world
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Posted By: flyingzone
Date Posted: 28-Aug-2006 at 15:23
So much ignorance that it's hard to find words to respond to ....
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Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 06-Sep-2006 at 19:30
http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14230&PN=2 ------------- |
Posted By: Aelfgifu
Date Posted: 07-Sep-2006 at 07:29
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wow, serious nutcake. ------------- 
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Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 07-Sep-2006 at 20:01
Just plain nutjob. "fly in your own zone" -------------
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Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 07-Sep-2006 at 20:15
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lol, love it. "bad bad man. fly in your own zone"
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Posted By: flyingzone
Date Posted: 07-Sep-2006 at 20:46
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Had a good laugh about that too. But had a even bigger laugh when I deleted this moron's posts and suspended him because he is simply the alter ego of this Zorigo person who insulted other forumers, made racist remarks, and used foul language against me. ------------- |
Posted By: Ponce de Leon
Date Posted: 07-Sep-2006 at 22:25
SOmebody gotz a vendetta! ------------- |
Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 10-Sep-2006 at 02:06
http://allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14589&PN=2 I think thats one of the greatest quotes of all Empires. Highest congratulations to flyingzone for having the wisdom to notice and articulate something so common. (I think 90% of wisdom is actually noticing what most people take for granted and ignore, the other 10% is merly a matter of extrapolation) ------------- |
Posted By: Emperor Barbarossa
Date Posted: 10-Sep-2006 at 08:11
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"I think thats one of the greatest quotes of all Empires. Highest
congratulations to flyingzone for having the wisdom to notice and
articulate something so common. (I think 90% of wisdom is actually
noticing what most people take for granted and ignore, the other 10% is
merly a matter of extrapolation)" Yes, that definitely is one of the greatest quotes on this forum. Instead of blaiming nationality on the Turks and Iranians, he blames it on every nationality. Good post, flyingzone. -------------
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Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 20-Sep-2006 at 21:49
I think AP Singh just expressed everyone's thoughts on the issue. http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13737&PN=5 (although the post didn't format correctly, or at least not on my browsers) ------------- |
Posted By: DayI
Date Posted: 21-Sep-2006 at 15:52
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For famous quotes just read the messages of Beylerbeyi, he has some good ones. Originally posted by Beylerbeyi
What does Economic freedom actually mean?
It means the freedom of the rich to exploit the poor without any constraints. -- another by him: Fascism and idiocy go hand in hand. If they had brains they wouldn't have been fascist in the first place. So no surprises there.
There are sociopathic thugs everywhere. In Iraq they were in the government.
Yeah, and in America they still are
"Mankind won't be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest" ------------- Bu mıntıka'nın Dayı'sı http://imageshack.us - [IMG - http://www.allempires.com/forum/uploads/DayI/2006-03-17_164450_bscap021.jpg - |
Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 21-Sep-2006 at 18:01
 + Beylerbeyi is a star. WoW!
DAy I, Omar, could u kindly also post the link to those quotes.
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Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 21-Sep-2006 at 19:21
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Updated it malizai
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Posted By: flyingzone
Date Posted: 21-Sep-2006 at 20:23
Honestly, I don't even remember when and where I made that statement ....  ------------- |
Posted By: Leonidas
Date Posted: 22-Sep-2006 at 08:13
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can i say Bey had heaps of beauties, kinda was the alpha turk male all respect. -------------
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Posted By: flyingzone
Date Posted: 22-Sep-2006 at 17:35
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In response to the following post,
Paul wrote:
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Posted By: DayI
Date Posted: 22-Sep-2006 at 20:06
ah just saved some of them, i'll continue: "Ideally Syria, Iraq, Lebanon, Palestine, Israel and Jordan should join together. At least get rid of travesties such as Lebanon, Palestine, Israel, and Jordan. Kuwait and Emirates and others could also be joined together with the SA, since the British ceated these petrol-stations ee sorry, nations." ------------- Bu mıntıka'nın Dayı'sı http://imageshack.us - [IMG - http://www.allempires.com/forum/uploads/DayI/2006-03-17_164450_bscap021.jpg - |
Posted By: Seko
Date Posted: 22-Sep-2006 at 22:44
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I must say, pound for pound Cywr often comes up with the most original lines.
Here's a recent one in the poll about polls: "They are to history, what the tabloids are to news, well, without the tits that is." Good stuff! ------------- |
Posted By: The Chargemaster
Date Posted: 27-Sep-2006 at 11:33
The miss/understanding according to Ulrih:
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Posted By: malizai_
Date Posted: 03-Oct-2006 at 19:16
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Vivek
Gross improper representation of facts ! Hinduism is the only religion in the world where the Godesses are more powerfull than the Gods. In india women are not hidden away in Burkhas, they are free & liberated, since ancient times.
http://www.allempires.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=1597&FID=18 - Mortaza
Our God is neither he nor she.So Islam is only religion in the world where the asexuals are more powerfult than others.
 http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14227&PID=280184#280184 - http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=14227&PID=280184#280184 ------------- |
Posted By: flyingzone
Date Posted: 03-Oct-2006 at 22:51
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Thanks Chargemaster for highlighting Ulrich's post. Just LOVE that Ulrich!!! He's one heck of a philosopher with bountiful (but often misunderstood) wisdom and humour. ------------- |
Posted By: Vivek Sharma
Date Posted: 04-Oct-2006 at 01:48
I fail to uderstand how can it be. Biology does'nt support any life apart from a male & female in developed form. ------------- PATTON NAGAR, Brains win over Brawn |
Posted By: Omar al Hashim
Date Posted: 04-Oct-2006 at 03:56
I wish to post the above as well.
http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=11812&PN=5 God is not part of life, so biology is rather irrelevent. (Also Biology does support lots of life that isn't male or female) ------------- |
Posted By: Vivek Sharma
Date Posted: 04-Oct-2006 at 04:31
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If god is not part of life, how would he understand human feelings or living feelings for that matter ? In what form would it exist, matter, anti matter, dimension. In what shape ?
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