QuoteReplyTopic: Important New Investment Option Posted: 11-Oct-2008 at 23:43
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $000 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
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Edited by red clay - 11-Oct-2008 at 23:44
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