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    Posted: 14-Mar-2007 at 14:43
Originally posted by Scorpian

Originally posted by xi_tujue

Originally posted by Scorpian

Originally posted by bleda

Originally posted by Spartakus

With 300 Spartans.

with 299 turksLOL
   
    LOL
       With just 5 fat Scotsman I could completely surround your 299 skinny turks and with an army of such Scottish fatties I could rule the world.Evil%20Smile
                 Beware the fat men cometh!
           


who you calling skinnyShocked


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I just need one donkeyBig%20smile
 
     if you and your donkey were to join my army of fatties then we could take control of the UniverseEvil%20Smile
            Just think about all our enemies Dying laughing before us!
         
       Beware the fat Ass men and one Donkey cometh!LOL
 
 
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LOL
      
            and yeh! that's what I'm talking about.; us fat Scottish B's have ourselves a cunning plan to Lard it over all you skinny peeps.
      If you don't die laughing then the smell will kill you.
            (thongs away and we will gas blast you from the field!)Evil%20Smile


Edited by Scorpian - 14-Mar-2007 at 15:02
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Originally posted by Scorpian

LOL
      
            and yeh! that's what I'm talking about.; us fat Scottish B's have ourselves a cunning plan to Lard it over all you skinny peeps.
      If you don't die laughing then the smell will kill you.Evil%20Smile


But we need diaperladies alot of themClapLOL
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       Them Spartans with the Halo uniforms, laser weapons, invisibility, light sabers and magnetic shields are next in line to be Jollied.
 
   Prepare the diapers cause they are going to pee themselves laughing any minute.
                               Proclamation!
      Every Spartan who surrenders gets himself a freebie diaper.Evil%20Smile
 
                          
      


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Originally posted by Balaam

Now we all want to rule the world but how would you go about it?

 
I would hate to rule the world.
 
I reckon economics is the way to go, like someone said create a company called Microsoft...lol
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I have a plan for us fellow larger people! We will bring apon the next ice age and watch all those skinny's freeze to death while we enjoy our natural insulation and wait it all out
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I have a plan for us fellow larger people! We will bring apon the next ice age and watch all those skinny's freeze to death while we enjoy our natural insulation and wait it all out
 
                                ICE AGE!Thumbs%20Up
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        A new origin of species by means of natural selection and us fatties are going to be the ideal choice for the preservation of human life.
                    
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I think specially trained mutant squirrels are the way to go...if I can only get a demon posessed specially trained mutant squirrel to lead them all, it'll definately work!!!
 
 
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Originally posted by Scorpian

Originally posted by Balaam

I have a plan for us fellow larger people! We will bring apon the next ice age and watch all those skinny's freeze to death while we enjoy our natural insulation and wait it all out
 
                                ICE AGE!Thumbs%20Up
 Brilliant ideaClap
        A new origin of species by means of natural selection and us fatties are going to be the ideal choice for the preservation of human life.
                    
                               (source:Charles Darwin; more or less)LOL
 
For natural selection to work you would first need to find your.....never mindShockedEmbarrassedWink
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Originally posted by Eondt

Originally posted by Scorpian

Originally posted by Balaam

I have a plan for us fellow larger people! We will bring apon the next ice age and watch all those skinny's freeze to death while we enjoy our natural insulation and wait it all out
 
                                ICE AGE!Thumbs%20Up
 Brilliant ideaClap
        A new origin of species by means of natural selection and us fatties are going to be the ideal choice for the preservation of human life.
                    
                               (source:Charles Darwin; more or less)LOL
 
For natural selection to work you would first need to find your.....never mindShockedEmbarrassedWink
 
 LMAOLOL
      Us fatties have prepared well and took such action as to negate physical contact in order to reproduce.
                  It'll be!
    Natural selection and preservation of life by means of artificial insemination. Thumbs%20Up 
     Therefore it would be us fatties who would Naturally Select and preserve our own fat gene pool.Evil%20Smile
      
 
    Anyways akin to Caligula naming his horse a Senator will you be promoting any of your nicer looking mutant squirrels soon to first consort. LOL (sorry!Embarrassed I couldn't resist)
 
     Hug I'll let you peeps try and get this topic back on an even keel and I'll vacate this threadHug
                          
                      The fat man go-eth in peace for nowWink
                                       


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Originally posted by Scorpian

Originally posted by bleda

Originally posted by Spartakus

With 300 Spartans.

with 299 turksLOL
   
    LOL
       With just 5 fat Scotsman I could completely surround your 299 skinny turks and with an army of such Scottish fatties I could rule the world.Evil%20Smile
                 Beware the fat men cometh!
           
Give me 300 Spartan, Turkish, Scottish girls in any combinaton. You may also throw in some Lebanese, Korean and Brazilian in that mix.  Actually you must.

Then, I won't conquer the world(no time or energy) and we will call it even.
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Massive mobilization of Clone Armies in Moon. Strike all the space satellites and mass landing in heartlands of Europe, America and Far East. Take out as many communication and supply lines as possible. Use nukes, if necessary. Note that you need a nuclear shield capability before world domination is attempted.
     
   
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