Cheech and Chong vs. George Carlin

   OK. For anyone who remembers what 33 1/3 rpm stands for.

Would Cheech and Chong blow Carlin up in smoke or would politically incorrect George have the last laugh?


GEORGE - "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."

- "Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?"

- "Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?"


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Cheech: (Playing piano) Mamamasita, donde esta Santa Cleese...the vato wit da bony knees...he comin' down da street wit no choos on his feet...and he's going to...No, no, that ain't it...Mamamasita, donde esta Santa Claus...da guy wit da hair on his jaws...he's...Nah. Hey, man, come over here, man. I need some help, man.

Chong: Yeah, man, I can dig that. Like, what are ya doin', man?

Cheech: Aw, I'm trying to write a song about Santa Claus, man, but it's not comin' out...

Chong: About WHO, man?

Cheech: About Santa Claus, man. You know, Santa Claus, man?

Chong: Oh, yeah, man. I played with those dudes, man.

Cheech: WHAT?

Chong: Yeah, last year at the Fillmore, man. Me and the base player sat in, man.

Cheech: Oh, hey, man, you think Santa Claus is a group, huh? No, it's not a group, man.

Chong: Wha? They break up, man?

Cheech: No, man. It's one guy, man. Y'know, he had a...a red suit, man, on with black padded leather choos...you know the guy, man.

Chong: Oh, yeah...he's with Motown, ain't he? Yeah, I played with that dude, too, man. He's a good singer, man.

Cheech: No, no, hold on, man. He's not with Motown, man.

Chong: Well, then he's with Buddha, man.

Cheech: Aw, man, you don't know who Santa Claus is, man!

Chong: Yeah, well, I'm not from here, man. Like, I'm from Pittsburgh, man. I don't know to many local dudes.

Cheech: Oh...I see. Well, hey, man, sit back and relax and I'll tell you da story about Santa Claus, man. Listen... Once upon a time, about, hmmm, five years ago, there was this groovy dude and has name was Santa Claus, y'know? And he used to live over in the projects with his old lady, and they had a pretty good thing together because his old lady was really fine, and she could cook and all that stuff like that, y'know. Like, she made da best brownies in town, man! Oh, I could remember 'em now, man. I could eat ONE of 'em, man...

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"Class. Class. SHUT UP! Thank You".

George Carlin would win. He'd go ninja on them!

George Carlin is a genius and one of my favorite comedians. I often imagine him to be an insomniac who does nothing but think of things most people ignore/overlook; he has somehow retained the ability to make mindful inquiries like a child, an ability that most of us lose in adulthood.

George carlin is the man... He's a very smart man and very interesting... has anyone seen his last show "Life is worth losing"?

One of my favorite George Carlin sayings:
"Have you noticed that when two groups of people are killing each other chances are they are wearing different hats... keep an eye on that"


Edited by vulkan02 - 25-Dec-2006 at 01:59

Cheech and Chong, Cheech and Chong. Don't forget to read Tommy Chong's book, the "I Chong" Great read :)

Cheech and Chong were (are) definitely more zany than Carlin, but Carlin is able to take very serious issues and weave them into his style of humor where he can both educate and entertain at the same time. Cheech and Chong are not on the same level as Carlin.