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Nick1986
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Topic: Spot the Ball! Posted: 12-May-2012 at 20:06 |
 Generations of schoolboys know the words to the "Colonel Bogey March." The subject matter is more than mere propaganda: the Soviet autopsy of Hitler's remains revealed his left testicle was missing. Interviews with Hitler's former commanding officer reveal he lost it during WWI when an Allied shrapnel shell exploded in the trench and killed most of the other Germans
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Posted: 12-May-2012 at 22:01 |
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Posted: 21-May-2012 at 19:19 |
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I suppose it's possible Hitler could still have kids, but his servants found little evidence of sexual activity when he was with Eva Braun. He was probably impotent and diverted his sexual frustrations into rabble-rousing speeches
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Posted: 21-May-2012 at 19:43 |
Yepper. Article claims progeny arrive Mar 1918. Back that off 9 months. Creation approx June 1917. Was the 'ole one ball' still on station in Northern France at said. And had he become 'ole one ball' by that time or prior. I honestly just don't have the inclination to reconfirm it. But if true, he was at some point sexually active then and later depending on versions. So the later disclaimers that he was not necessarily with Eva, during their hey day, are not also necessarily germaine nor true. Nor has the Geli Raubal affair been adequately explained. Did he date? yep. Henrietta Hoffman and her sister Maria (later Reiter). She (Maria) claimed he tryed. How much then of the frickus and fracas, dinglus and or danglus, was actually consummated? is beyond this researcher's desire to ken. 
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Posted: 22-May-2012 at 19:01 |
He may have been wounded again later in the war, but the medic who treated Hitler claims he lost his testicle in October 1916. He asked the doctors if he could still have children: http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=g0Y0Zzave4YC&lpg=PA154&dq=hitler%20screamer&pg=PA154#v=onepage&q&f=false
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Posted: 02-Jun-2012 at 19:57 |
 Who is this man who looks like Charlie Chaplin?
What makes him think that he can win a war?
It can't be the moustache... that only makes us laugh
And Charlie's done it better... and before
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Posted: 03-Jun-2012 at 04:58 |
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I gather, Nick, that Hitler, and cohorts, were a wee bit upset with Charlie for making a fool out of his image. I think it has been suggested Charlie Chaplin had been place on some sort of execution list for his troubles. Can anyone confirm this?
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What a handsome figure of a dragon. No wonder I fall madly in love with the Alani Dragon now, the avatar, it's a gorgeous dragon picture.
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Posted: 03-Jun-2012 at 19:49 |
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Without a doubt, the Nazis would have executed Charlie if they ever
conquered Britain. Besides his left-wing ideals he was also suspected of
having Jewish heritage
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Posted: 18-Aug-2012 at 14:51 |
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Around 1943, the Allies commissioned a psychiatric study of Hitler based on all availalble data at the time.
The study concluded, among other things, that Hitler was abused by his father (big surprise - aren't we all), and consequently developed an Oedipus Complex that would have perverted his sexual drive. According to interviews and other evidence, Hitler never engaged in sex with Eva Braun, and probably did not engage in any form of normal sex with his niece, Rudi Gellar.
His perverted sex drive allegedly, according to the psychiatric profile, led him into delusions of grandeur based on his own form of monomania, fueled by a desire to show his absent mother what he was capable of of, and completed his transformation into a sociopath.
IIRC, there was also some evidence of narcissism.
http://nizkor.org/hweb/people/h/hitler-adolf/oss-papers/text/profile-index.html
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Posted: 18-Aug-2012 at 19:51 |
Is it possible Hitler was gay? He was apparently caught performing a sex act on a fellow-soldier during WWI and ordered the Night of the Long Knives to prevent high-ranking Nazis like Rohm revealing the truth http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2001/oct/07/books.booksnews
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Posted: 19-Aug-2012 at 12:45 |
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I thought he had Roehm killed because:
1. Roehm was one of the original thugs he didn't need any longer, and
2. Roehm was homosexual.
The OSS shrinks cocluded that if anything, Hitler was most likely asexual.
Edited by Mountain Man - 19-Aug-2012 at 12:45
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