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    Posted: 29-Dec-2011 at 17:29
Ah... another New year eh.....so what makes it different from your last..you ask?
 
You.
 
And if ya cant figure that out get back in the bucket.


Edited by Centrix Vigilis - 29-Dec-2011 at 17:29
"Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence"

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Life.... has oft been compared to me, by others, as being like a bucket of shit.
People invariably stick their feet in the bucket and wallow around bemoaning their condition and fate.
Usually, I also hear that these types are of the standard liberal fare; who endorse socialization of the state and redistribution of wealth and wish the demise of a capitalist free market.
Or kowtow to terrorists and believe in the inherent goodness of man as a species and who enjoy sucking on the pipe stem of Platonic universal brotherhood as a life mantra.
Sad really.... for not only were their feet in the bucket...
 
so were their heads.
 
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An Atheist, Agnostic, Jew, Muslim, Christian and a Buddhist fighting fer the lives in the foxhole.
Things appeared rough. So rough the agnostic was trying to figure out what he had become and which faith he would adopt. For in truth, he had nearly lost his head a dozen times and he had indeed seen the light.
 
When all seemed lost...thru the thunder and gloom and fog rode the Cav to the rescue.
''Climb on board men.. we got room in the tracks'' said the snappily dressed Captain, adorned in his yellow scarf, spurs jangling from his CBs.
 
All of them, less one fell, to his knees giving thanks, in their own way, to the Great Master above. Even the reborn agnostic who was still trying to figure out which prayers and postulations to follow.
 
''Except you." ''For obviously an atheist, who no doubts supports science blindly and socialization of the state and redistribution of wealth has not yet learned the lesson'' quipped the Captain to the godless one.
 
And forthwith, in a whirl of dust, with tracks spinning and engines whining, with the howl of the rotors overhead... they withdrew.
 
Bout three miles down the road one of the rescuee's queried the Captain..."Ya not really going to leave him are ya Sir?"
 
''Nope'' he returned. ''Just give him some time and distance to think about it.. is all.''
 
''By the way Cap... er what is the lesson?'' said the former agnostic now a firmly committed spiritualist.
 
"Well... when in a fix..... be gawdamn careful who it is that rescues you" replied the noble knight on steel.
 
 
 
 
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This is so much "English" that i understand it.It is for child moral speech CV?
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''So you think ya good eh. Ya think ya a bad man eh?''
''Well then think again. Cuz ya ain't bad enough to beat death. All ya can do is duck until he finds yer ass. Then hope like hell ya don't wet yer drawers and scream fer yer momma....ya pansy.''
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