Nothing to Post Anymore - Divorce

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   Hello my friends, 

after being here for about three years and nearly 3300 posts i do think our relationship is like that of a couple, married for 35 years. Nothing to say anymore. The kids are out of house and the sausage dog is the only common ground, by feating the poor hound til it will burst some day.

All DIY-work is done, all meals from the cookbook of the rich aunt are failed and the tv-programm is the only reason for an ethical trouble.

Yes, i had many trueloves during my time here.

There was maju, the beret from spain, who was circling far away in the orbit of AE. There was Komnenos, the Admin by grace of God, his tally sheet was even longer than my bills from the gas-stations are, there was Mila, the bosnian hermaphrodit, that looked like a girl and posted like a bloke, there was Mosquito, the polish lawyer with a heavy righthand-twist.
And there was, like a brother to me, Flyingzone, the Canadian Understander, the one i loved most.

And there is Ponce, my unpopular cousin, posting like a manic schoolgirl, there is Rider, a remote relative from the baltics,bashed by his mum long time ago, but still resentfull.
There are Pakistanian lawyers, complaining about the spelling of their origin, who might appear for me at the divorce judge.

There are uneducated neighbor kids, with a noble title, liek count or so, or with inexpressible names like slayer or so, who play in the nearby playground with XXXL tanks.
There are relatives on a former prisoner-island.Not civilised but likeable, anyhow.

And there are relatives of our emigrated grand-uncles and -aunts. European blood in their veins but totaly retared during the past. Nevertheless their country rules the world today or they do think like that.

Many more in our family, unpossible to count them here.

But now, my dear brothers and sisters, i'm looking for a new challenge. Might be the sweet-rabbit forum will be one, might be i will blog things nobody wants to know.

You can get the house, the cutlery and for my part you can take the dog, but i can't post anymore. Let's stay as friends, we will visit eachother from time to time, for christmas and easter for example. 
We will find an acceptable way of alimoney and your amusement will be provided.

Or should we try it again?

Edited by ulrich von hutten - 01-Oct-2008 at 19:34